1 00:00:00,579 --> 00:00:02,145 Previously on The Big Bang Theory... 2 00:00:02,147 --> 00:00:04,257 Oh, look at all that chest hair. 3 00:00:04,358 --> 00:00:05,390 And overbite. 4 00:00:05,392 --> 00:00:07,225 Of course you're a Wolowitz. 5 00:00:09,029 --> 00:00:11,563 Son of a bitch, he bit me. 6 00:00:11,565 --> 00:00:15,000 Okay, I guess I'll just go to the emergency room to be safe. 7 00:00:15,002 --> 00:00:17,769 Howie, this is just your hypochondria. 8 00:00:17,771 --> 00:00:20,105 When I sat on the mute button and thought I'd gone deaf, 9 00:00:20,107 --> 00:00:21,940 that was my hypochondria. 10 00:00:30,718 --> 00:00:34,219 We'll find another time to tell him I'm pregnant. 11 00:00:38,158 --> 00:00:39,491 Morning. 12 00:00:39,493 --> 00:00:40,792 Morning. 13 00:00:40,794 --> 00:00:42,461 "We"? 14 00:00:42,463 --> 00:00:43,862 What is this? 15 00:00:43,864 --> 00:00:45,063 I don't know. 16 00:00:45,065 --> 00:00:46,665 Maybe it says something on the back. 17 00:00:48,235 --> 00:00:51,203 "Continued on milk." 18 00:00:51,205 --> 00:00:53,271 If you're tricking me into making my own breakfast, 19 00:00:53,273 --> 00:00:55,440 it didn't work for my mom, and it won't work for you. 20 00:00:57,244 --> 00:00:58,243 "Are." 21 00:00:58,245 --> 00:01:00,912 "We are..." 22 00:01:00,914 --> 00:01:02,581 "See spoons for more." 23 00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:05,317 What could it be? 24 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:06,651 "We are Groot"? 25 00:01:06,653 --> 00:01:08,320 "We are the champions"? 26 00:01:08,322 --> 00:01:09,988 "We are family"? 27 00:01:09,990 --> 00:01:11,823 "I got all my sisters with me." 28 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,462 Are you serious? 29 00:01:17,464 --> 00:01:19,631 Yeah. 30 00:01:19,633 --> 00:01:22,934 Are you sure? 31 00:01:24,405 --> 00:01:26,705 Pretty positive. 32 00:01:26,707 --> 00:01:28,507 That's a joke, because the pregnancy test says... 33 00:01:28,509 --> 00:01:30,041 Oh, my God. 34 00:01:32,846 --> 00:01:34,379 This is incredible. 35 00:01:34,381 --> 00:01:36,982 We're gonna be parents? 36 00:01:36,984 --> 00:01:40,452 We're gonna get to board planes first. 37 00:01:41,588 --> 00:01:43,221 Finally gonna get to see 38 00:01:43,223 --> 00:01:46,725 what's in that family bathroom at the mall. 39 00:01:46,727 --> 00:01:48,860 I know, it's crazy. 40 00:01:48,862 --> 00:01:50,962 It is crazy. 41 00:01:50,964 --> 00:01:52,264 Oh. 42 00:01:52,266 --> 00:01:56,001 I mean, how do you... prepare for something like this? 43 00:01:56,003 --> 00:01:59,204 I'm not even sure I've held a baby before. 44 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:00,906 Oh, it's okay, you'll figure it out. 45 00:02:00,908 --> 00:02:02,841 But how's this all gonna work? 46 00:02:02,843 --> 00:02:03,975 Do we get a nanny? 47 00:02:03,977 --> 00:02:05,210 I mean, can we afford a nanny? 48 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:07,012 And if we can, we can't get a pretty one, 49 00:02:07,014 --> 00:02:08,980 'cause it'll wreck our marriage. 50 00:02:10,384 --> 00:02:13,485 We can't get an ugly one, 'cause it'll scare the kid. 51 00:02:15,355 --> 00:02:17,155 I-I don't know, Howie. 52 00:02:17,157 --> 00:02:18,623 Are we in a good school district? 53 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:19,858 You're Catholic, I'm Jewish. 54 00:02:19,860 --> 00:02:21,893 What religion do we raise it? 55 00:02:21,895 --> 00:02:23,395 And if it's a boy, do we get him circumcised? 56 00:02:23,397 --> 00:02:24,596 People say it's barbaric, 57 00:02:24,598 --> 00:02:27,499 but if we don't, it looks like a pig in a blanket. 58 00:02:30,637 --> 00:02:33,071 Calm down, it's gonna be okay. 59 00:02:33,073 --> 00:02:34,639 How's it gonna be okay? 60 00:02:34,641 --> 00:02:38,076 Look at me, I'm a mess. 61 00:02:38,078 --> 00:02:39,744 And that means this baby's gonna half a mess. 62 00:02:39,746 --> 00:02:41,012 And that's even before we screw it up 63 00:02:41,014 --> 00:02:43,815 with our cut-rate moderately attractive nanny. 64 00:02:45,018 --> 00:02:48,653 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 65 00:02:48,655 --> 00:02:51,990 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 66 00:02:51,992 --> 00:02:53,592 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 67 00:02:53,594 --> 00:02:56,161 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 68 00:02:56,163 --> 00:02:58,830 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 69 00:02:58,832 --> 00:03:01,500 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 70 00:03:01,502 --> 00:03:03,368 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 71 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:05,200 ♪ Bang! ♪ 72 00:03:05,201 --> 00:03:09,201 ♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x16 ♪ The Positive Negative Reaction Original Air Date on Febru 73 00:03:09,202 --> 00:03:14,202 74 00:03:14,251 --> 00:03:17,252 Hey, Raj, I read a couple guys in your department 75 00:03:17,254 --> 00:03:19,354 may have discovered a new planet in our solar system? 76 00:03:19,356 --> 00:03:21,089 Oh, I heard about that. 77 00:03:21,091 --> 00:03:22,624 Why didn't you discover it? 78 00:03:22,626 --> 00:03:25,260 Because instead of being in the telescope room, 79 00:03:25,262 --> 00:03:29,865 I was busy making you guys homemade jam for the holidays. 80 00:03:29,867 --> 00:03:31,199 Well, you be sure to let us know 81 00:03:31,201 --> 00:03:34,736 when you win the Nobel Prize for boysenberry. 82 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,207 Hey. 83 00:03:39,209 --> 00:03:40,275 Hello. Hey, bud. 84 00:03:40,277 --> 00:03:41,777 Ready to play when you are. 85 00:03:41,779 --> 00:03:42,911 Yeah, um, in a minute. 86 00:03:42,913 --> 00:03:45,147 I actually need to tell you guys something. 87 00:03:45,149 --> 00:03:46,648 If it's "thank you" for the homemade jam 88 00:03:46,650 --> 00:03:48,483 you got in December, congratulations, 89 00:03:48,485 --> 00:03:50,852 you're the first one. 90 00:03:50,854 --> 00:03:53,188 What's going on? 91 00:03:54,792 --> 00:03:57,159 I'm, uh... 92 00:03:57,161 --> 00:03:59,127 uh, gonna be a father. 93 00:03:59,129 --> 00:04:01,163 That's so amazing. What? Congratulations. 94 00:04:01,165 --> 00:04:03,498 Oh, no. 95 00:04:04,435 --> 00:04:06,134 Why "oh, no"? 96 00:04:06,136 --> 00:04:08,103 Because this changes everything. 97 00:04:08,105 --> 00:04:09,471 What about comic book night? 98 00:04:09,473 --> 00:04:11,473 Uh, what about playing games together? 99 00:04:11,475 --> 00:04:13,141 What about our trips to Disneyland? 100 00:04:13,143 --> 00:04:16,278 How can we do those things with a child around? 101 00:04:17,448 --> 00:04:20,282 Relax, there's room for two babies in this group. 102 00:04:20,284 --> 00:04:21,650 Oh, dear L... 103 00:04:21,652 --> 00:04:23,552 Penny's pregnant, too? 104 00:04:23,554 --> 00:04:25,721 You're the other baby. 105 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:27,155 Oh, really? 106 00:04:27,157 --> 00:04:30,425 Okay, well, would a baby have to shave once every 11 days? 107 00:04:32,463 --> 00:04:35,030 Would an adult refuse to eat his graham crackers 108 00:04:35,032 --> 00:04:37,132 because one of them was broken? 109 00:04:37,134 --> 00:04:39,000 I guess we'll call this a draw. 110 00:04:41,772 --> 00:04:43,538 So, I'm glad you guys are here. 111 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:45,140 There's something I want to share with you. 112 00:04:45,142 --> 00:04:47,576 Howie and I are going to... 113 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,211 Leonard says you're pregnant. 114 00:04:49,213 --> 00:04:50,479 What? 115 00:04:50,481 --> 00:04:51,380 "Don't say anything. 116 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:53,281 Act surprised when she tells you." 117 00:04:53,283 --> 00:04:55,183 All right, how you want to do this? 118 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:58,186 I'm pregnant. 119 00:04:58,188 --> 00:04:59,588 Oh, my God, I can't believe it! 120 00:04:59,590 --> 00:05:00,856 This is so exciting! 121 00:05:00,858 --> 00:05:03,525 Yeah, it's all real exciting. 122 00:05:03,527 --> 00:05:06,595 Are-are you not happy about this? 123 00:05:06,597 --> 00:05:09,831 I am. Of-of course I am. I'm... 124 00:05:09,833 --> 00:05:11,366 I'm sure it's just the hormones. 125 00:05:12,603 --> 00:05:14,503 But it's weird-- Howie's the one who's been talking about 126 00:05:14,505 --> 00:05:15,937 having kids for years, and I was 127 00:05:15,939 --> 00:05:18,373 all excited to tell him because I thought he'd be thrilled, 128 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:20,142 but then he started to flip out 129 00:05:20,144 --> 00:05:22,010 and now this feels like a bad idea 130 00:05:22,012 --> 00:05:25,013 and I'm gonna get fat. 131 00:05:25,015 --> 00:05:26,748 No, no, come on. Come on, you're not gonna get fat. 132 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,417 You're gonna be beautiful and glowing 133 00:05:28,419 --> 00:05:30,819 and-and have the cutest little baby bump ever. 134 00:05:30,821 --> 00:05:33,088 Easy for you to say, skinny bitch. 135 00:05:34,925 --> 00:05:36,892 Sorry, hormones. 136 00:05:36,894 --> 00:05:38,960 Oh, that's all right. All I heard was "skinny." 137 00:05:39,863 --> 00:05:42,264 I wouldn't make too much out of Howard 138 00:05:42,266 --> 00:05:43,995 not reacting the way you expected him to. 139 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:45,034 Yeah, I'm sure 140 00:05:45,035 --> 00:05:46,635 it was just the initial shock of it all. 141 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:48,804 You're probably right. 142 00:05:48,806 --> 00:05:51,473 After we talked about it, he started to calm down. 143 00:05:51,475 --> 00:05:53,208 I shouldn't be raising a kid. 144 00:05:53,210 --> 00:05:55,410 I don't even eat my own vegetables. 145 00:05:56,613 --> 00:05:58,847 Buddy, I-I think you might be overreacting. 146 00:05:58,849 --> 00:06:00,749 And then there's this nose. 147 00:06:00,751 --> 00:06:03,819 I mean, what if he looks like me? 148 00:06:05,088 --> 00:06:06,288 Or worse... 149 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:08,790 what if she looks like me? 150 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:10,292 Not to mention 151 00:06:10,294 --> 00:06:12,294 the impact on our social circle. 152 00:06:12,296 --> 00:06:13,562 Everything's going to change. 153 00:06:13,564 --> 00:06:15,397 Howard won't be able to come over as much. 154 00:06:15,399 --> 00:06:17,599 Well, he could bring the baby here. Oh, but then we'd have to 155 00:06:17,601 --> 00:06:20,368 baby-proof the apartment. You know, my sister 156 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:22,337 has one of those toilet locks in her bathroom. 157 00:06:22,339 --> 00:06:25,207 I have two doctorates, I still had to go in the sink. 158 00:06:27,144 --> 00:06:29,110 Oh, my God, and do you have any idea 159 00:06:29,112 --> 00:06:32,247 how expensive having a kid is? 160 00:06:32,249 --> 00:06:34,683 I read that in Los Angeles, raising a child through college 161 00:06:34,685 --> 00:06:36,651 can cost over a million dollars. 162 00:06:36,653 --> 00:06:38,720 A million dollars? 163 00:06:38,722 --> 00:06:42,424 God, it's like my nuts just kicked me in the nuts. 164 00:06:43,694 --> 00:06:44,860 That's it-- I got to start 165 00:06:44,862 --> 00:06:46,962 earning more money right now. 166 00:06:46,964 --> 00:06:48,630 I know-- you could ask Bernadette 167 00:06:48,632 --> 00:06:51,032 for a raise in your allowance. 168 00:06:51,034 --> 00:06:52,801 This isn't a joke. 169 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:54,636 I wasn't joking. 170 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:57,939 It'll be fine. 171 00:06:57,941 --> 00:06:59,407 People have kids every day. 172 00:06:59,409 --> 00:07:00,775 You'll figure this out. Yeah, come on, 173 00:07:00,777 --> 00:07:02,811 this is great news and you know it. 174 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:04,713 Oh... You're right, it is, 175 00:07:04,715 --> 00:07:08,350 I'm just... a little overwhelmed right now. 176 00:07:08,352 --> 00:07:10,619 Hey, you know what we should do? 177 00:07:10,621 --> 00:07:13,488 All get vasectomies so this doesn't happen to us? 178 00:07:15,993 --> 00:07:18,360 Go out and celebrate. 179 00:07:19,296 --> 00:07:21,463 But not your worst idea. 180 00:07:23,634 --> 00:07:26,768 Hey, let's go do something to get your mind off this. 181 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:29,037 Yeah, yeah, we should go out. Where? 182 00:07:29,039 --> 00:07:30,338 Uh, I don't know, a bar? 183 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:31,873 Can't drink. 184 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:34,576 We can, but all right. 185 00:07:34,578 --> 00:07:36,912 Are you hungry? How about that sushi place you love? 186 00:07:36,914 --> 00:07:39,915 Doctor said I can't have sushi. 187 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,416 Okay, look, we don't have to go anywhere. 188 00:07:41,418 --> 00:07:44,019 We can just, you know, stay here and hang out in the hot tub. 189 00:07:44,021 --> 00:07:46,354 Doctor said I can't go in the hot tub. 190 00:07:47,858 --> 00:07:49,658 Maybe you should get a new doctor. 191 00:07:51,695 --> 00:07:55,263 What, he said you can't laugh either? 192 00:07:56,466 --> 00:07:59,734 I'd like to propose a toast to our friend, Howard-- 193 00:07:59,736 --> 00:08:02,604 his, um, his big heart, his beautiful soul... 194 00:08:02,606 --> 00:08:03,772 And his tight little pants 195 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,074 that somehow did not make him sterile. 196 00:08:06,076 --> 00:08:08,310 Cheers. 197 00:08:10,247 --> 00:08:12,113 Well, look at this. 198 00:08:12,115 --> 00:08:13,982 I bet whoever invented tiny umbrellas 199 00:08:13,984 --> 00:08:15,817 doesn't have to worry about money. 200 00:08:15,819 --> 00:08:18,219 He can have all the kids he wants. 201 00:08:18,221 --> 00:08:21,556 And can keep a small portion of their heads dry. 202 00:08:23,360 --> 00:08:26,261 If I'm gonna have any chance of raising this kid, 203 00:08:26,263 --> 00:08:29,431 I need to come up with a big idea to make some money. 204 00:08:29,433 --> 00:08:31,266 There's no reason you can't. That's easy for you to say. 205 00:08:31,268 --> 00:08:32,901 You and Sheldon already came up with 206 00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,569 your superfluid helium model. 207 00:08:34,571 --> 00:08:35,971 That's just research. We're never gonna 208 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:37,472 make any money from it. 209 00:08:37,474 --> 00:08:39,174 Forget helium. The real superfluid 210 00:08:39,176 --> 00:08:41,943 is the fruit punch in this mug. 211 00:08:41,945 --> 00:08:44,346 Reminds me of my daddy's secret 212 00:08:44,348 --> 00:08:46,581 "Don't Tell Mama" juice. 213 00:08:48,652 --> 00:08:50,885 Uh, these are strong, you should slow down. 214 00:08:50,887 --> 00:08:53,321 Oh. I'll just take one last sip. 215 00:08:59,432 --> 00:09:00,432 Ah. 216 00:09:10,738 --> 00:09:13,739 Okay, how about this for an invention-- 217 00:09:13,741 --> 00:09:17,009 slightly... bigger cocktail umbrellas. 218 00:09:18,312 --> 00:09:19,878 How is that a new invention? 219 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:22,281 I don't know, all Apple does is change the size of things 220 00:09:22,283 --> 00:09:24,483 and we keep buying them. 221 00:09:24,485 --> 00:09:28,287 It's true. I like my giant iPad and my little iPad 222 00:09:28,289 --> 00:09:31,757 almost as much as my regular-sized iPad. 223 00:09:31,759 --> 00:09:33,992 This place is terrific. 224 00:09:33,994 --> 00:09:36,595 Why-why have we never been here before? 225 00:09:36,597 --> 00:09:40,933 The same reason we don't do a lot of fun stuff-- you. 226 00:09:40,935 --> 00:09:43,035 That's some smart talk from a guy 227 00:09:43,037 --> 00:09:45,504 who can't even keep his face in focus. 228 00:09:48,108 --> 00:09:50,342 Where's the bathroom? 229 00:09:50,344 --> 00:09:51,510 Uh, it's in the corner. 230 00:09:51,512 --> 00:09:53,712 Excuse me. 231 00:09:55,149 --> 00:09:57,950 Hey, how you doin'? 232 00:09:59,987 --> 00:10:01,887 I hope the bathroom is clearly marked. 233 00:10:01,889 --> 00:10:03,021 Doesn't matter. 234 00:10:03,023 --> 00:10:05,324 He's headed for the kitchen anyway. 235 00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:07,359 Maybe that's an idea-- 236 00:10:07,361 --> 00:10:09,928 guidance systems for drunk people. 237 00:10:09,930 --> 00:10:12,230 They have that. It's called Uber. 238 00:10:12,232 --> 00:10:13,599 Hey. 239 00:10:13,601 --> 00:10:15,334 In your supercooled helium experiments, 240 00:10:15,336 --> 00:10:17,803 did you create quantum vortices? 241 00:10:17,805 --> 00:10:18,804 Yeah. Why? 242 00:10:18,806 --> 00:10:20,105 Well, if you made a guidance system, 243 00:10:20,107 --> 00:10:22,541 couldn't you use those vortices as a gyroscope? 244 00:10:22,543 --> 00:10:25,010 Wow. I've never thought about that. 245 00:10:25,012 --> 00:10:26,612 And since it's in a quantum state, 246 00:10:26,614 --> 00:10:28,413 it would maintain an infinite persistence. 247 00:10:28,415 --> 00:10:31,049 Groundbreaking revelations, tropical drinks. 248 00:10:31,051 --> 00:10:35,087 Tell me this isn't like the best episode of Sex and the City. 249 00:10:37,124 --> 00:10:39,858 You may have actually just come up with something. 250 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:41,560 You think so? I really do. 251 00:10:41,562 --> 00:10:44,563 You guys, the bathroom here is amazing. 252 00:10:44,565 --> 00:10:47,199 There's people cooking in it. 253 00:10:49,937 --> 00:10:51,436 Think about all the fun things you get to do 254 00:10:51,438 --> 00:10:52,804 when you have a baby. Yeah! 255 00:10:52,806 --> 00:10:56,041 Yeah, you get to buy toys and little clothes. 256 00:10:56,043 --> 00:10:59,044 I kind of already do that for Howie. 257 00:10:59,046 --> 00:11:00,946 And-and whenever you're hungry, 258 00:11:00,948 --> 00:11:05,050 you'll be in a minivan with Cheerios all over the floor. 259 00:11:05,052 --> 00:11:07,919 Oh, and I just found a new travel cup for Sheldon. 260 00:11:07,921 --> 00:11:10,055 It only lets out three at a time. 261 00:11:11,158 --> 00:11:13,859 So, when did you guys decide to get pregnant? 262 00:11:13,861 --> 00:11:16,628 Well, we didn't exactly decide. 263 00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:17,896 We were talking about it, 264 00:11:17,898 --> 00:11:20,132 and then one night we got a little reckless. 265 00:11:20,134 --> 00:11:22,134 Oh, tell us! Yeah, tell us. 266 00:11:22,136 --> 00:11:23,368 No, I'm embarrassed. Oh, come on, 267 00:11:23,370 --> 00:11:25,137 we're all grown-ups. We've all done it. 268 00:11:25,139 --> 00:11:28,173 Me! Me-me, too! I'm a grown-up and I've done it! 269 00:11:30,577 --> 00:11:32,577 Fine. 270 00:11:32,579 --> 00:11:34,112 We were out one night, 271 00:11:34,114 --> 00:11:37,683 and things got a little spontaneous. 272 00:11:37,685 --> 00:11:39,618 Oh, that sounds juicy. 273 00:11:39,620 --> 00:11:41,553 Well, Sheldon was going on and on about time zones 274 00:11:41,555 --> 00:11:44,409 and railroad schedules, and I went out... 275 00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:46,793 Wait, I remember that. Hang on. 276 00:11:46,794 --> 00:11:50,429 You did it at our place? 277 00:11:50,431 --> 00:11:53,632 Kind of on Sheldon's bed. 278 00:11:53,634 --> 00:11:56,234 What?! No! 279 00:11:57,071 --> 00:11:59,037 I was headed to the bathroom, 280 00:11:59,039 --> 00:12:01,373 and I passed Howie on his way out. 281 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:05,243 Usually he says, "Do not go in there," 282 00:12:05,245 --> 00:12:10,182 but this time he said, "Hey, let's go in here." 283 00:12:10,184 --> 00:12:11,717 How could you do that? I'm sorry, 284 00:12:11,719 --> 00:12:13,952 but you know what it's like when you're with your man 285 00:12:13,954 --> 00:12:15,620 and one thing leads to another. 286 00:12:15,622 --> 00:12:18,190 I do know what that's like. I really do. 287 00:12:20,828 --> 00:12:22,394 I'm not seeing anyone 288 00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:24,496 using liquid helium vortices like this. 289 00:12:24,498 --> 00:12:26,364 I'm not finding anything either. 290 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:27,599 That's a good sign. 291 00:12:27,601 --> 00:12:29,534 Oh, wait, I found something. 292 00:12:29,536 --> 00:12:30,902 Damn. What is it? 293 00:12:30,904 --> 00:12:33,772 This video. The baby panda sneezes, 294 00:12:33,774 --> 00:12:36,742 and the mama panda gets so scared. 295 00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:41,980 Can you focus on what we're talking about? 296 00:12:41,982 --> 00:12:43,415 All right. 297 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,951 Look, now, this may be the rum talking, 298 00:12:45,953 --> 00:12:48,887 but as long as the unpinning rate of the vortices 299 00:12:48,889 --> 00:12:51,356 is kept within 1.1 and 1.3, 300 00:12:51,358 --> 00:12:54,726 the Magnus force issue should be negligible. 301 00:12:56,196 --> 00:12:59,965 Even drunk, he's still smarter than all of us. 302 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,900 And stronger. 303 00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:05,370 Yeah. Who wants to see me beat up the bartender? 304 00:13:06,206 --> 00:13:08,006 I'd enjoy that. 305 00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:10,475 Nah, she's a good kid. 306 00:13:12,346 --> 00:13:15,013 If this is a viable thing, we could get a patent 307 00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:18,083 and license it to companies that make guidance systems. 308 00:13:18,085 --> 00:13:20,552 Look at that. You've known you're gonna be a father 309 00:13:20,554 --> 00:13:23,221 for less than a day and you're already stepping up. 310 00:13:23,223 --> 00:13:24,456 I'm telling you, you got this. 311 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:25,724 Maybe you're right. 312 00:13:25,726 --> 00:13:27,192 Of course he's right. 313 00:13:27,194 --> 00:13:30,962 You and I both know how hard it is growing up without a father. 314 00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:32,864 That's why I'm confident you're gonna be 315 00:13:32,866 --> 00:13:34,599 the best dad you can be. 316 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:37,502 Thank you, Sheldon. 317 00:13:37,504 --> 00:13:38,804 You're welcome. 318 00:13:38,806 --> 00:13:40,405 And if he has twins, we can do 319 00:13:40,407 --> 00:13:43,875 all kinds of neat experiments on them. 320 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:49,214 You guys can go in if you want. 321 00:13:49,216 --> 00:13:50,515 No, we're a team. 322 00:13:50,517 --> 00:13:52,484 If you can't go in, we're not going in. 323 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,620 Then why are we drinking? 324 00:13:55,622 --> 00:13:58,356 Okay, it's not like she's got the Christ child in there, 325 00:13:58,358 --> 00:14:00,292 all right? 326 00:14:01,728 --> 00:14:03,261 Oh. It's Leonard. 327 00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:05,564 He says Sheldon's drunk and they're gonna do karaoke 328 00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:06,698 if we want to join them. 329 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,633 That sounds fun. 330 00:14:08,635 --> 00:14:10,535 Oh, no. 331 00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:12,470 Sheldon's drunk texting me. 332 00:14:12,472 --> 00:14:13,505 What's it say? 333 00:14:13,507 --> 00:14:16,241 "Would you like to sing karaoke with us." 334 00:14:16,243 --> 00:14:17,676 How is that a drunk text? 335 00:14:17,678 --> 00:14:19,578 He used a period instead of a question mark. 336 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:22,047 He's so wasted. 337 00:14:24,351 --> 00:14:26,518 ♪ Your movie's showing, so you're going ♪ 338 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,386 ♪ Could care less about the five you're blowing ♪ 339 00:14:28,388 --> 00:14:30,455 ♪ Theater gets dark just to start the show ♪ 340 00:14:30,457 --> 00:14:31,857 ♪ You spot a fine woman sitting ♪ 341 00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:33,458 ♪ In your row, she's dressed in yellow ♪ 342 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,693 ♪ She says, "Hello" ♪ 343 00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:36,728 ♪ "Come sit next to me, you fine fellow" ♪ 344 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:38,463 ♪ You run over there without a second to lose ♪ 345 00:14:38,465 --> 00:14:39,998 ♪ And what comes next, hey ♪ 346 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,333 ♪ Bust a move ♪ 347 00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:43,361 ♪ You want it ♪ 348 00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:46,177 ♪ You got it, oh, you want it ♪ 349 00:14:46,173 --> 00:14:48,136 ♪ Baby, you got it ♪ 350 00:14:48,142 --> 00:14:49,173 ♪ Just bust a move ♪ 351 00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:50,971 ♪ You want it ♪ 352 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,544 ♪ You got it, oh ♪ 353 00:14:53,545 --> 00:14:56,110 ♪ You want it, baby, you got it ♪ 354 00:14:56,111 --> 00:14:58,282 ♪ Just bust a move ♪ 355 00:14:58,285 --> 00:15:00,619 ♪ You want it, you got it ♪ 356 00:15:00,621 --> 00:15:02,487 ♪ Oh, you want it ♪ 357 00:15:02,489 --> 00:15:05,323 Hey, guys. Congratulations! 358 00:15:05,325 --> 00:15:06,291 Thank you. 359 00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:08,960 Hi. How are you doing? 360 00:15:08,962 --> 00:15:10,562 Oh, wonderful. 361 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:13,932 I'm being musically encouraged to bust a move. 362 00:15:13,934 --> 00:15:17,602 If I knew what that meant, I might just do it. 363 00:15:17,604 --> 00:15:19,271 I'm really glad you're here. 364 00:15:19,273 --> 00:15:21,373 Can we talk? Sure. 365 00:15:22,576 --> 00:15:24,609 So, you gonna get up there later? 366 00:15:24,611 --> 00:15:26,444 A microphone, a room 367 00:15:26,446 --> 00:15:28,747 full of inaccurate depictions of Polynesian religion, 368 00:15:28,749 --> 00:15:33,084 and a captive audience to hear about it? You bet I am. 369 00:15:34,521 --> 00:15:37,222 I'm sorry I freaked out this morning. 370 00:15:37,224 --> 00:15:38,657 I want you to know... 371 00:15:38,659 --> 00:15:40,825 I'm done being scared. 372 00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:43,628 It's okay to be nervous. I am, too. 373 00:15:43,630 --> 00:15:45,330 Thank God, 'cause I was lying-- you might not have to wait 374 00:15:45,332 --> 00:15:48,500 nine months to see someone soil their pants. 375 00:15:48,502 --> 00:15:52,504 But I'm also really excited. 376 00:15:53,307 --> 00:15:54,706 I mean it. 377 00:15:54,708 --> 00:15:56,007 Me, too. 378 00:15:56,009 --> 00:15:57,609 I love you. 379 00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:00,345 Mmm. And I'm not just saying that 380 00:16:00,347 --> 00:16:02,580 because your breasts are gonna get bigger. 381 00:16:06,086 --> 00:16:09,521 ♪ Are we an item? Girl, quit playin' ♪ 382 00:16:09,523 --> 00:16:10,956 ♪ We're just friends ♪ 383 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:14,025 ♪ What are you sayin'? ♪ 384 00:16:14,027 --> 00:16:17,295 ♪ Say there's another and look right in my eyes ♪ 385 00:16:17,297 --> 00:16:20,298 ♪ My first love broke my heart for the first time ♪ 386 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,766 ♪ And I was like ♪ 387 00:16:21,768 --> 00:16:24,569 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, ooh ♪ 388 00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:28,506 ♪ Like, baby, baby, baby, no ♪ 389 00:16:28,508 --> 00:16:31,843 ♪ Like, baby, baby, baby, ooh ♪ 390 00:16:31,845 --> 00:16:36,348 ♪ I thought you'd always be mine ♪ 391 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:41,319 ♪ Baby, I need your lovin', got ♪ 392 00:16:41,321 --> 00:16:44,422 ♪ To have all your lovin' ♪ 393 00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:48,793 ♪ Baby, I need your lovin' ♪ 394 00:16:48,795 --> 00:16:52,230 ♪ Got to have all your lovin' ♪ 395 00:16:52,232 --> 00:16:54,699 ♪ ♪ 396 00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:56,501 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 397 00:16:56,503 --> 00:16:58,269 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 398 00:16:58,271 --> 00:16:59,604 ♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪ 399 00:16:59,606 --> 00:17:02,107 ♪ Baby, baby ♪ 400 00:17:02,109 --> 00:17:03,241 ♪ Ah, push it ♪ 401 00:17:03,243 --> 00:17:04,542 I appreciate this, but you really... 402 00:17:04,544 --> 00:17:07,579 ♪ Push it real good ♪ 403 00:17:07,581 --> 00:17:12,317 ♪ Land where my fathers died ♪ 404 00:17:12,319 --> 00:17:16,855 ♪ Land of the pilgrims' pride ♪ 405 00:17:16,857 --> 00:17:22,027 ♪ From ev'ry mountainside ♪ 406 00:17:22,029 --> 00:17:26,264 ♪ Let freedom ♪ 407 00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:31,403 ♪ Ring... ♪ 408 00:17:32,572 --> 00:17:34,139 I'd like to dedicate 409 00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:37,842 my last song of the evening to my wife, 410 00:17:37,844 --> 00:17:39,778 best friend, and... 411 00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:42,213 now the mother of our child. 412 00:17:43,216 --> 00:17:44,816 I love you, Bernie. 413 00:17:44,818 --> 00:17:46,885 ♪ ♪ 414 00:17:46,887 --> 00:17:50,555 ♪ Havin' my baby ♪ 415 00:17:50,557 --> 00:17:53,024 ♪ What a lovely way of sayin' ♪ 416 00:17:53,026 --> 00:17:56,561 ♪ How much you love me ♪ 417 00:17:56,563 --> 00:17:59,864 ♪ Havin' my baby ♪ 418 00:17:59,866 --> 00:18:01,900 ♪ What a lovely way ♪ 419 00:18:01,902 --> 00:18:05,136 ♪ Of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me ♪ 420 00:18:05,138 --> 00:18:06,638 You're kidding! 421 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,809 What kind of maniacs have coitus in someone else's bedroom?! 422 00:18:10,811 --> 00:18:13,611 ♪ ♪ 423 00:18:13,613 --> 00:18:16,214 Thank you, Pasadena! Good night! 424 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,597 That was such a fun night. 425 00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:29,299 Probably 'cause you got to see your man 426 00:18:29,301 --> 00:18:32,402 up there rockin' the mic. 427 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,037 Yeah, yeah. I was a little surprised 428 00:18:34,039 --> 00:18:36,005 when you decided to beat-box. 429 00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:38,875 Oh. That was really an asthma attack. 430 00:18:38,877 --> 00:18:41,344 I just sold it. 431 00:18:42,347 --> 00:18:44,314 Well, I am so happy for Howard and Bernadette. 432 00:18:44,316 --> 00:18:45,848 Me, too. 433 00:18:46,718 --> 00:18:49,085 So, you ever think about it? 434 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,453 Babies? Mm-hmm. 435 00:18:50,455 --> 00:18:53,256 Well, I'm not in a rush but someday, yeah, sure. 436 00:18:53,258 --> 00:18:54,791 What about you? 437 00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:58,961 I think we'd make amazing parents. 438 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:01,030 Will you guys keep it down? 439 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,671 On the other hand, we might lack a certain maturity. 440 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:16,949