1 00:00:02,450 --> 00:00:04,117 Hey, gentlemen. Hey. - Hey. 2 00:00:04,119 --> 00:00:05,919 Hello. If any of you are looking for 3 00:00:05,921 --> 00:00:08,821 something to do on Valentine's Day, Amy and I'll be streaming 4 00:00:08,823 --> 00:00:12,058 our first-ever live episode of Fun With Flags. 5 00:00:12,060 --> 00:00:14,360 You're welcome to join us as we celebrate the timeless 6 00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:18,331 love affair between wind and flapping fabric. 7 00:00:18,333 --> 00:00:20,500 Penny and I have dinner reservations that night, 8 00:00:20,502 --> 00:00:23,002 but any other time, no. 9 00:00:24,773 --> 00:00:25,838 Sorry, Bernie and I are breaking in 10 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,874 the new hot tub, if you know what I mean. 11 00:00:27,876 --> 00:00:29,909 Not a clue. Raj? 12 00:00:29,911 --> 00:00:32,579 Spending Valentine's Day with Emily. 13 00:00:32,581 --> 00:00:33,813 You don't sound 14 00:00:33,815 --> 00:00:35,181 very excited about it. 15 00:00:35,183 --> 00:00:37,450 Oh, I am, I am. I g... I guess 16 00:00:37,452 --> 00:00:39,819 I'm still wondering if Emily and I are right for each other. 17 00:00:39,821 --> 00:00:42,989 Does this have to do with that girl you had coffee with? 18 00:00:42,991 --> 00:00:46,159 You mean the strong, sexy angel I can't stop thinking about? 19 00:00:46,161 --> 00:00:48,361 Who can say? 20 00:00:48,363 --> 00:00:51,197 You've been talking about breaking up with Emily forever. 21 00:00:51,199 --> 00:00:52,999 Why don't you just do it already? Yeah, just 22 00:00:53,001 --> 00:00:54,167 get it over with. Well, you 23 00:00:54,169 --> 00:00:55,368 say it like it's easy. 24 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:56,569 Have any one of you 25 00:00:56,571 --> 00:00:58,438 ever broken up with anyone? 26 00:01:02,077 --> 00:01:04,677 No. Not really. 27 00:01:04,679 --> 00:01:08,381 You know, uh, once I ordered an Uber by accident. 28 00:01:08,383 --> 00:01:11,751 I just got in and went somewhere. 29 00:01:11,753 --> 00:01:15,255 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 30 00:01:15,257 --> 00:01:18,725 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 31 00:01:18,727 --> 00:01:20,360 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 32 00:01:20,362 --> 00:01:22,895 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 33 00:01:22,897 --> 00:01:25,565 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 34 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:28,234 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 35 00:01:28,236 --> 00:01:30,136 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 36 00:01:30,138 --> 00:01:31,738 ♪ Bang! ♪ 37 00:01:31,762 --> 00:01:35,762 ♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x15 ♪ The Valentino Submergence Original Air Date on February 1 38 00:01:35,786 --> 00:01:41,486 39 00:01:41,651 --> 00:01:44,419 So, you really gonna break up with her? 40 00:01:44,421 --> 00:01:47,989 Yeah, I think so. Do you have any advice? 41 00:01:47,991 --> 00:01:50,492 Well, I have broken up with my fair share of guys. 42 00:01:50,494 --> 00:01:52,794 I mean, how many times did I break up with Leonard? 43 00:01:52,796 --> 00:01:55,697 I stopped counting at four. 44 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,732 All right, my advice to you is do it at her place 45 00:01:57,734 --> 00:01:59,567 so you can leave when you need to, 46 00:01:59,569 --> 00:02:00,902 uh, tell the truth, make it quick 47 00:02:00,904 --> 00:02:03,505 and be prepared for tears. 48 00:02:03,507 --> 00:02:05,173 Oh, I'm gonna do a pre-cry before I go in there. 49 00:02:05,175 --> 00:02:07,742 Really dry myself out. 50 00:02:08,645 --> 00:02:10,278 She meant Emily. 51 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,648 No, I-I really didn't. 52 00:02:13,650 --> 00:02:16,451 You're seriously breaking up with me? 53 00:02:16,453 --> 00:02:17,719 Yeah. 54 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,187 And you thought right before Valentine's Day 55 00:02:19,189 --> 00:02:20,989 was a good time to do it? 56 00:02:22,325 --> 00:02:25,360 You're right-- let's talk again in a few days. 57 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:29,130 Hey, Claire. Hi. It's-it's Rajesh. 58 00:02:29,132 --> 00:02:31,766 I was-I was wondering if you're free for Valentine's Day? 59 00:02:31,768 --> 00:02:34,269 Sorry, I just got back with my boyfriend. 60 00:02:34,271 --> 00:02:36,438 But I just broke up with my girlfriend. 61 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:38,406 Right before Valentine's Day? 62 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,508 What an ass. 63 00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:42,844 Please take me back. Our love was meant to be! 64 00:02:44,681 --> 00:02:48,116 I'm gonna all alone on Valentine's Day. 65 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:53,354 Well, you were right-- tears. 66 00:02:54,524 --> 00:02:58,259 Okay, and we are live in 22 minutes. 67 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,161 I'm nervous. I hope people 68 00:03:00,163 --> 00:03:02,964 will be around to watch even though it's Valentine's Day. 69 00:03:02,966 --> 00:03:06,201 People who are fans of an Internet show about flags? 70 00:03:06,203 --> 00:03:08,369 Trust me, they're around. 71 00:03:08,371 --> 00:03:11,139 Oh, and speaking of Valentine's Day, I haven't 72 00:03:11,141 --> 00:03:12,373 forgotten about you tonight. 73 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:13,541 What do you mean? 74 00:03:13,543 --> 00:03:15,176 Well, you've become such an integral 75 00:03:15,178 --> 00:03:17,712 part of my life as well as this show, 76 00:03:17,714 --> 00:03:20,949 I felt it only right to include your name in the title. 77 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:23,017 Oh. 78 00:03:23,019 --> 00:03:24,486 That is so sweet. 79 00:03:24,488 --> 00:03:27,856 So from now on, this program will be officially known as 80 00:03:27,858 --> 00:03:29,858 Dr. Sheldon Cooper 81 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:31,359 and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler 82 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:34,362 present Dr. Sheldon' Cooper's Fun With Flags. 83 00:03:37,701 --> 00:03:39,067 Catchy. 84 00:03:43,206 --> 00:03:47,075 I'm gonna check the temp on the tub. 85 00:03:47,077 --> 00:03:48,309 Don't make it too hot. 86 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,978 Sorry, but "too hot" 87 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:52,347 is the only temperature I come in. 88 00:03:58,021 --> 00:03:59,220 Look at that-- 89 00:03:59,222 --> 00:04:01,523 you shaved it all. 90 00:04:02,792 --> 00:04:04,192 You're welcome. 91 00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:09,364 Um, question-- this is my first hot tub-- 92 00:04:09,366 --> 00:04:12,867 is it supposed to come with a rat flopping around in it? 93 00:04:12,869 --> 00:04:16,671 Ew, really? Get it out. 94 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,573 How? Uh... 95 00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:19,774 wish we had a skimmer. 96 00:04:19,776 --> 00:04:20,975 Uh, you turn off the jets, 97 00:04:20,977 --> 00:04:23,645 I'll get a strainer from the kitchen. 98 00:04:23,647 --> 00:04:25,313 I don't know how to turn off the jets. 99 00:04:25,315 --> 00:04:28,416 Good, I don't know where we keep the strainer. 100 00:04:29,996 --> 00:04:31,940 Excuse me. 101 00:04:31,941 --> 00:04:33,440 Uh, bad news. 102 00:04:33,442 --> 00:04:35,542 The maître d' said it's gonna be at least an hour. 103 00:04:35,544 --> 00:04:37,744 An hour? What? That's crazy. We have a reservation. 104 00:04:37,746 --> 00:04:39,646 I know. So what did you say? 105 00:04:39,648 --> 00:04:42,282 Thanks, sorry to bother you. 106 00:04:42,284 --> 00:04:46,253 But I said it like a badass. 107 00:04:47,423 --> 00:04:48,622 All right, well, can't you, like, 108 00:04:48,624 --> 00:04:50,090 slip him some money or something? 109 00:04:50,092 --> 00:04:52,159 Really? I've never done that before. Does it work? 110 00:04:52,161 --> 00:04:54,895 Do people like money-- is that what you're asking? 111 00:04:54,897 --> 00:04:56,830 A... a lot of attitude from the woman 112 00:04:56,832 --> 00:04:59,399 who thought MC squared was a rapper. 113 00:04:59,401 --> 00:05:01,602 Now, is that a smart thing to say on a holiday 114 00:05:01,604 --> 00:05:03,871 that's basically national sex night? 115 00:05:03,873 --> 00:05:06,507 I'm sorry. You're pretty, I'm stupid. 116 00:05:08,677 --> 00:05:10,477 Hello. Uh, 117 00:05:10,479 --> 00:05:12,379 just checked again for Hofstadter. 118 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:13,380 Still gonna be an hour? 119 00:05:13,382 --> 00:05:14,815 (clicks tongue) I'm afraid so. 120 00:05:14,817 --> 00:05:17,017 Okay. Thanks. 121 00:05:18,254 --> 00:05:19,720 Hey. 122 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,356 I think 123 00:05:22,358 --> 00:05:25,058 you may have dropped this? 124 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:26,660 Oh. 125 00:05:26,662 --> 00:05:28,295 Did anybody lose a 20? 126 00:05:28,297 --> 00:05:30,497 I did. 127 00:05:40,309 --> 00:05:42,176 Oh, I took care of it. 128 00:05:44,547 --> 00:05:46,246 , we are live 129 00:05:46,248 --> 00:05:49,750 in five, four, three... 130 00:05:49,752 --> 00:05:51,418 Oh, wait. Oh, shoot, I already pushed the button. 131 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:52,486 Never mind, we're live. 132 00:05:52,488 --> 00:05:54,721 Uh, hello 133 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:56,623 and welcome to a special live edition 134 00:05:56,625 --> 00:05:58,458 of Dr. Sheldon Cooper... 135 00:05:58,460 --> 00:06:00,961 and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present... 136 00:06:00,963 --> 00:06:03,931 Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun With Flags. 137 00:06:05,734 --> 00:06:07,534 Consider tonight's episode 138 00:06:07,536 --> 00:06:10,704 a Valentine's Day gift for you, our viewers. 139 00:06:11,807 --> 00:06:14,708 It's also my gift to you. That was clear, right? 140 00:06:14,710 --> 00:06:16,270 'Cause you're not getting anything else. 141 00:06:17,947 --> 00:06:19,446 Since we're live, 142 00:06:19,448 --> 00:06:21,281 you'll finally be able to reach out to us 143 00:06:21,283 --> 00:06:24,218 with your flag thoughts and flag questions. 144 00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:27,621 Allow us to answer a few quick ones that we get all the time. 145 00:06:27,623 --> 00:06:30,123 Uh, uh, yes, I really am a doctor. 146 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:33,193 Uh, yes, she really is my girlfriend. 147 00:06:33,195 --> 00:06:36,029 No, I just blink a lot, 148 00:06:36,031 --> 00:06:38,265 it's not Morse code for "rescue me." 149 00:06:43,105 --> 00:06:45,505 (ringing) 150 00:06:45,507 --> 00:06:47,140 Oh, uh, ok... 151 00:06:47,142 --> 00:06:50,210 Uh, here's our first call. 152 00:06:50,212 --> 00:06:52,679 Hello, and welcome to Fun With Flags. 153 00:06:52,681 --> 00:06:54,314 What's your question? 154 00:06:54,316 --> 00:06:55,882 KOOTHRAPPALI: What is wrong with me? 155 00:06:55,884 --> 00:06:58,085 Why am I so self-destructive? 156 00:07:00,089 --> 00:07:01,555 Rajesh? 157 00:07:01,557 --> 00:07:06,059 Yes. 158 00:07:06,061 --> 00:07:08,695 You two look happy-- how do you do it? 159 00:07:08,697 --> 00:07:09,636 I-I think it starts with good communication. 160 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:12,722 Yeah, wait, that's not a flag question. Next caller. 161 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:17,938 I hope you don't think I'm just saying this 162 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:20,474 because it's Valentine's Day, but... 163 00:07:20,476 --> 00:07:22,442 I love you so much. 164 00:07:22,444 --> 00:07:24,678 I'm gonna put this down your robe. 165 00:07:27,449 --> 00:07:29,816 It's not moving, but I think it's still alive. 166 00:07:29,818 --> 00:07:33,120 Well, should we put it back in there a few minutes? 167 00:07:34,189 --> 00:07:35,789 No. 168 00:07:35,791 --> 00:07:38,625 No, and it's not a rat, it's a rabbit. 169 00:07:38,627 --> 00:07:40,894 We need to save it. 170 00:07:40,896 --> 00:07:42,396 Well, how do we do that? 171 00:07:42,398 --> 00:07:44,398 Um, I don't know, look it up on your phone. 172 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,466 I-I'm gonna wrap it in a towel. 173 00:07:46,468 --> 00:07:48,468 Um... "taking care 174 00:07:48,470 --> 00:07:50,604 of injured rabbit." 175 00:07:50,606 --> 00:07:51,938 Okay. 176 00:07:51,940 --> 00:07:54,274 Make sure it's comfortable and warm. 177 00:07:54,276 --> 00:07:57,411 Well, it was just in a hot tub. I'm gonna say "check." 178 00:07:57,413 --> 00:07:58,845 Anything else? 179 00:07:58,847 --> 00:08:00,147 To make sure it's not dehydrated, 180 00:08:00,149 --> 00:08:01,515 feed him an electrolyte solution. 181 00:08:01,517 --> 00:08:02,783 If it's not responding, 182 00:08:02,785 --> 00:08:06,153 use a warm cloth to wash its face and genitals. 183 00:08:08,090 --> 00:08:10,290 Yeah. 184 00:08:13,329 --> 00:08:14,795 (sighs) This is ridiculous. 185 00:08:14,797 --> 00:08:16,963 You know, I'm gonna go talk to the maître d'. 186 00:08:16,965 --> 00:08:18,432 What are you gonna say? 187 00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:21,134 I don't know. I'm... I'm gonna flirt with him. 188 00:08:21,136 --> 00:08:23,437 I don't know if I'm comfortable with that. 189 00:08:23,439 --> 00:08:25,138 I'm still sleeping with you tonight. 190 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:28,342 See if you can get a table by the window. 191 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:34,314 Hi there. What's your name? 192 00:08:34,316 --> 00:08:35,482 Glen. Oh, boy, 193 00:08:35,484 --> 00:08:38,452 it is crazy in here tonight, huh, Glen? 194 00:08:38,454 --> 00:08:41,221 Well, you know, Valentine's Day. Yes. Oh, 195 00:08:41,223 --> 00:08:44,157 bet your girlfriend is super bummed you had to work tonight. 196 00:08:45,094 --> 00:08:47,327 Anyway, look, we have been waiting a while, 197 00:08:47,329 --> 00:08:48,762 and I just... With all 198 00:08:48,764 --> 00:08:51,765 due respect, ma'am, there's nothing I can do. 199 00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:54,835 (chuckles) You don't have to call me ma'am. 200 00:08:54,837 --> 00:08:56,303 Okay. I mean, 201 00:08:56,305 --> 00:08:57,537 we're basically the same age. 202 00:08:57,539 --> 00:08:59,373 (laughs): Okay. 203 00:09:03,579 --> 00:09:04,778 How old are you? 204 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:07,080 I'm 21. How old are you? 205 00:09:07,983 --> 00:09:09,449 Just shut up, Glen. 206 00:09:10,586 --> 00:09:12,119 Come on, let's get out of here. 207 00:09:12,121 --> 00:09:15,222 What? Why? Because I'm young. Let's go. 208 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:18,992 Rajesh, it's perfectly normal 209 00:09:18,994 --> 00:09:21,428 to have doubts after breaking up with someone. 210 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,230 Well, you really think so? 211 00:09:23,232 --> 00:09:25,365 Yeah, you know what's not normal? 212 00:09:25,367 --> 00:09:28,802 Blubbering about emotions during a flag show. 213 00:09:28,804 --> 00:09:31,972 Unless that emotion is excitement over New Zealand 214 00:09:31,974 --> 00:09:33,540 changing their flag. 215 00:09:33,542 --> 00:09:36,943 Yeah, good luck, you crazy Kiwis, we're rooting for you. 216 00:09:36,945 --> 00:09:38,945 Your friend is hurting. 217 00:09:38,947 --> 00:09:40,313 No, 218 00:09:40,315 --> 00:09:41,548 Sheldon's right. 219 00:09:41,550 --> 00:09:42,783 Emily did say I always 220 00:09:42,785 --> 00:09:44,818 talk about my feelings too much. 221 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:46,686 I-I suppose that 222 00:09:46,688 --> 00:09:49,423 could be a legitimate concern in a relationship. 223 00:09:49,425 --> 00:09:52,292 Uh, perhaps even a-a red flag. 224 00:09:52,294 --> 00:09:54,528 And speaking of red flags, 225 00:09:54,530 --> 00:09:57,864 check out this sexy number from the former Soviet Union. 226 00:09:57,866 --> 00:09:59,666 Hubba, hubba. 227 00:10:00,803 --> 00:10:01,935 (phone ringing) 228 00:10:01,937 --> 00:10:05,005 Oh. Uh, we-we have another caller. 229 00:10:05,007 --> 00:10:07,741 Hi. You're on Fun with Flags. 230 00:10:07,743 --> 00:10:13,346 KRIPKE: Hello. I want to talk about how lonely I am, too. 231 00:10:13,348 --> 00:10:15,415 Kripke? Is that you? 232 00:10:15,417 --> 00:10:17,918 Yeah, I'm just sitting here all by myself 233 00:10:17,920 --> 00:10:21,221 wondering if I'll ever find someone to share my life with. 234 00:10:21,223 --> 00:10:23,857 Preferably Asian, 18-24, no fatties. 235 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:29,463 Please, all comments and questions 236 00:10:29,465 --> 00:10:31,164 should be flag-related. 237 00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:35,101 All right. Is my pole flag-related? 238 00:10:41,376 --> 00:10:44,644 I don't see why not. 239 00:10:52,497 --> 00:10:54,664 He's eating. That's a good sign. 240 00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:56,533 You're gonna have to wait one hour 241 00:10:56,535 --> 00:10:58,868 until you can go swimming again. 242 00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,337 (laughs) 243 00:11:00,339 --> 00:11:03,006 He's pretty cute. He is. 244 00:11:03,008 --> 00:11:05,909 Should we... name him? 245 00:11:05,911 --> 00:11:07,978 It is Valentine's Day. 246 00:11:07,980 --> 00:11:10,113 How about Valentino? 247 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:14,084 Nice. A classic rabbit name. 248 00:11:14,086 --> 00:11:15,685 (both laugh) 249 00:11:15,687 --> 00:11:19,756 Peter Rabbit, Roger Rabbit. Valentino Wolowitz Rabbit. 250 00:11:21,426 --> 00:11:24,160 Oh, look at all that chest hair and overbite. 251 00:11:24,162 --> 00:11:25,929 Of course you're a Wolowitz. 252 00:11:25,931 --> 00:11:27,864 (both laugh) 253 00:11:27,866 --> 00:11:30,066 Son of a bitch! He bit me! 254 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:31,968 Are you okay? 255 00:11:31,970 --> 00:11:33,336 No, I'm not okay! 256 00:11:33,338 --> 00:11:35,238 Wild rabbits can have rabies! 257 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:38,074 Oh. Well, why did you put your finger near its mouth? 258 00:11:38,076 --> 00:11:40,910 Poor judgment, obviously. 259 00:11:40,912 --> 00:11:44,514 He's so little. I'm sure it's fine. How can it be fine? 260 00:11:44,516 --> 00:11:48,118 I just got attacked by a clearly anti-Semitic wild animal. 261 00:11:50,389 --> 00:11:54,457 It's not what we planned, but this isn't so bad, right? 262 00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:57,927 It is freaking amazing. 263 00:11:57,929 --> 00:12:00,463 Well, glad you're feeling better. 264 00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:02,499 I was just hungry and cranky, 265 00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:05,001 and I've never been called "ma'am" before. 266 00:12:05,003 --> 00:12:06,503 Is that a big deal? 267 00:12:06,505 --> 00:12:09,472 Kind of. When was the first time someone called you "sir"? 268 00:12:09,474 --> 00:12:10,907 Sixth grade, 269 00:12:10,909 --> 00:12:13,843 but I wore a sport coat and carried a briefcase, so... 270 00:12:14,679 --> 00:12:17,781 Can you believe when I met you I was 22? 271 00:12:17,783 --> 00:12:19,682 (laughs) I mean, it's crazy! 272 00:12:19,684 --> 00:12:21,384 Where did all that time go? 273 00:12:21,386 --> 00:12:25,388 Mm, you watched The Bachelor a lot. 274 00:12:25,390 --> 00:12:27,223 Yeah, go ahead and make jokes, 275 00:12:27,225 --> 00:12:28,958 but your thirties are almost over. 276 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,393 No, they're not. 277 00:12:30,395 --> 00:12:32,295 You're closer to 40 than you are 30. 278 00:12:32,297 --> 00:12:35,865 Ha, ha! You married an old man. 279 00:12:35,867 --> 00:12:37,834 Tell you what. 280 00:12:37,836 --> 00:12:39,335 Let's do something fun tonight. 281 00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:40,637 Won't make us any younger. 282 00:12:40,639 --> 00:12:43,273 Well, maybe not, but some day we actually will be old, 283 00:12:43,275 --> 00:12:45,108 and we'll look back on this night 284 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:47,243 and remember what a good time we had. 285 00:12:47,245 --> 00:12:49,212 Okay, like what? 286 00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:52,315 I know. Food fight! 287 00:12:57,756 --> 00:13:00,356 I'll keep thinking. 288 00:13:02,694 --> 00:13:06,096 Look, I know you both feel bad about being alone, but sometimes 289 00:13:06,098 --> 00:13:09,499 the best thing you can do is take a little time for yourself, 290 00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,968 especially when you just got out of a relationship. 291 00:13:11,970 --> 00:13:14,204 Speaking of ending relationships, 292 00:13:14,206 --> 00:13:18,575 when British Honduras became Belize, 293 00:13:18,577 --> 00:13:21,311 they designed a new flag with a tree on it, 294 00:13:21,313 --> 00:13:25,348 and I would like to hang myself from that tree. 295 00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:32,555 But, Amy, when you and Sheldon split up, 296 00:13:32,557 --> 00:13:34,757 didn't you start dating someone right away? 297 00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:37,293 Well, I... I wouldn't say right away. 298 00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:40,263 And actually, it was three different men. 299 00:13:40,265 --> 00:13:42,132 KRIPKE: Three different men?! 300 00:13:42,134 --> 00:13:46,870 Damn, girl, way to give the milk away? 301 00:13:46,872 --> 00:13:49,439 Oh, looks like we just lost Kripke. 302 00:13:49,441 --> 00:13:52,642 Actually, I'm still here. 303 00:13:52,644 --> 00:13:54,677 Now? Yup. 304 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:56,513 Now? Yup! 305 00:13:56,515 --> 00:13:58,515 Now? 306 00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:02,051 Oh, looks like we just lost Kripke. 307 00:14:02,053 --> 00:14:04,020 Before Emily, I was alone for so long. 308 00:14:04,022 --> 00:14:06,556 I just... I don't know if I can do that again. 309 00:14:06,558 --> 00:14:08,091 Well, you know, here is something 310 00:14:08,093 --> 00:14:09,425 that might cheer you up. 311 00:14:09,427 --> 00:14:13,396 The flag of the Isle of Man is nothing but three legs 312 00:14:13,398 --> 00:14:16,733 sharing a weird pair of underpants, so... 313 00:14:16,735 --> 00:14:19,002 you think you got problems. 314 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:22,505 I have an idea. 315 00:14:22,507 --> 00:14:24,140 Maybe someone in our audience 316 00:14:24,142 --> 00:14:26,075 would be interested in meeting Rajesh. 317 00:14:26,077 --> 00:14:28,077 Ladies, I can attest 318 00:14:28,079 --> 00:14:30,113 that he is a kind, handsome, intelligent... 319 00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:32,916 KOOTHRAPPALI: Rich parents! Don't forget, rich parents! 320 00:14:34,753 --> 00:14:37,187 ...spoiled astrophysicist who not only... 321 00:14:37,189 --> 00:14:38,755 (phone ringing) 322 00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:42,125 Oh. Well, that was quick. 323 00:14:42,127 --> 00:14:44,594 Hi. You're on Fun with Flags. 324 00:14:44,596 --> 00:14:46,863 KRIPKE: Hey, I think I got cut off. 325 00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:50,934 Hello, Kripke. 326 00:14:50,936 --> 00:14:53,136 I have a flag question. 327 00:14:53,138 --> 00:14:56,539 How many men did you have sex with? 328 00:14:57,709 --> 00:15:00,877 Let's see. What's young and fun? 329 00:15:00,879 --> 00:15:02,879 Uh, we could go dancing. 330 00:15:02,881 --> 00:15:04,347 Are you actually gonna dance? 331 00:15:04,349 --> 00:15:05,381 Of course. Yeah. 332 00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:07,417 No one wants to see that. 333 00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:09,953 Hey, how about skinny dipping at the beach? 334 00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:13,022 No, I don't need any fish nibbling my business. 335 00:15:14,859 --> 00:15:16,859 Oh, there's a screening of Moulin Rouge! 336 00:15:16,861 --> 00:15:18,628 I heard the crowd sings along and stuff. 337 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:20,330 That sounds fun. When's it start? 338 00:15:20,332 --> 00:15:22,198 Midnight. 339 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,900 Midnight. Really? 340 00:15:23,902 --> 00:15:25,768 You know what? Let's do it. 341 00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:27,337 Okay, great! 342 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,840 Oh, wait. Uh, it's sold out. 343 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:33,176 Oh, thank God. Yes! 344 00:15:34,279 --> 00:15:36,579 It says, rabies in rabbits is 345 00:15:36,581 --> 00:15:37,914 highly unlikely. 346 00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:39,849 Oh, terrific. It's not terrific. 347 00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,618 Lots of highly unlikely things happen. 348 00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:45,421 You saw what's under this robe, and you still married me. 349 00:15:45,423 --> 00:15:47,624 If you're really worried, we'll take him to the vet 350 00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:48,825 and have him tested. Good. 351 00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:51,194 Thank you. Oh, okay, there is a test! 352 00:15:51,196 --> 00:15:53,196 All they have to do is... 353 00:15:53,198 --> 00:15:55,231 cut off his head and check his brain. 354 00:15:55,233 --> 00:15:57,367 Oh, cut off his head? 355 00:15:57,369 --> 00:16:01,137 That's where his little nose is. 356 00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:04,440 He's not showing any symptoms. 357 00:16:04,442 --> 00:16:08,211 I guess I'll just go to the emergency room to be safe. 358 00:16:08,213 --> 00:16:10,480 Howie, this is just your hypochondria. 359 00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:12,482 No, when I sat on the mute button 360 00:16:12,484 --> 00:16:15,051 and thought I'd gone deaf, that was my hypochondria. 361 00:16:23,628 --> 00:16:26,796 We'll find another time to tell him I'm pregnant. 362 00:16:33,338 --> 00:16:35,471 KOOTHRAPPALI: I mean, this is the first time 363 00:16:35,473 --> 00:16:37,407 I've ever broken up with someone. 364 00:16:37,409 --> 00:16:40,343 I just... I didn't realize it was gonna hurt this much. 365 00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:42,312 It really can. 366 00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:44,514 All right. 367 00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:48,718 Nothing about this is fun. 368 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,521 No one wants to talk about flags, 369 00:16:51,523 --> 00:16:55,024 and I haven't spoken in over ten minutes, 370 00:16:55,026 --> 00:16:58,294 so, enjoy your new show, Internet. 371 00:16:58,296 --> 00:17:02,965 Dr. Amy Farrah Flower Present... With. 372 00:17:05,470 --> 00:17:07,503 KOOTHRAPPALI: I'm sorry for bothering you. 373 00:17:07,505 --> 00:17:08,938 I'll hang up now. 374 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,473 No, hold on, Rajesh. 375 00:17:10,475 --> 00:17:12,375 You know, you're not being very sympathetic. 376 00:17:12,377 --> 00:17:14,510 You know firsthand that breakups are hard. 377 00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:16,946 Fine. 378 00:17:16,948 --> 00:17:19,615 If you insist on making me a part of this, 379 00:17:19,617 --> 00:17:21,984 yes, I knowledge how painful they can be. 380 00:17:21,986 --> 00:17:26,589 However, pain has an evolutionary purpose. 381 00:17:26,591 --> 00:17:29,492 It provides information from the environment 382 00:17:29,494 --> 00:17:32,061 that, uh, behavior isn't good for us. 383 00:17:32,063 --> 00:17:34,530 KRIPKE: Like when I fell in love with that stripper 384 00:17:34,532 --> 00:17:36,733 and bought her a Prius. 385 00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:41,137 I'm just gonna push all the buttons. 386 00:17:43,041 --> 00:17:45,742 Raj, now, I'm sorry you're suffering. 387 00:17:45,744 --> 00:17:48,945 When Amy and I were broken up, I also suffered. 388 00:17:48,947 --> 00:17:51,314 And this may sound surprising, 389 00:17:51,316 --> 00:17:53,683 but I'm grateful for having gone through it. 390 00:17:53,685 --> 00:17:55,685 Really? 391 00:17:55,687 --> 00:17:57,720 Yes. 392 00:17:57,722 --> 00:18:02,091 I believe our relationship now is stronger than ever. 393 00:18:02,093 --> 00:18:04,694 So do I. 394 00:18:04,696 --> 00:18:06,129 When-when we were apart, 395 00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:08,297 I learned how important you are to me. 396 00:18:08,299 --> 00:18:10,466 And I realize 397 00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:13,069 that when two people are in love, sometimes they... 398 00:18:13,071 --> 00:18:15,238 BOTH: Happy Valentine's Day! 399 00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:19,075 (whooping) 400 00:18:19,077 --> 00:18:21,477 We are young and fun! 401 00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:25,214 (horn honking) 402 00:18:26,785 --> 00:18:28,818 I stand corrected. 403 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:31,320 Fun. 404 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:43,075 Congratulations on a successful live show. 405 00:18:43,077 --> 00:18:45,811 And a lovely Valentine's Day. 406 00:18:47,848 --> 00:18:52,050 Cleaning up is not young and fun. 407 00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:54,286 It can be. Confetti fight! 408 00:18:59,427 --> 00:19:01,493 Maybe you should take a break. 409 00:19:01,495 --> 00:19:03,028 I got this. 410 00:19:05,633 --> 00:19:10,836 Did you know the singular of confetti is "confetto"? 411 00:19:10,838 --> 00:19:14,673 Interesting, and when would you use the singular? 412 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:15,741 I'm glad you asked. 413 00:19:15,743 --> 00:19:18,811 Amy, you have a confetto in your nose. 414 00:19:18,813 --> 00:19:22,018 No, no, no, no. Other side. There you go.