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What a wonderful day, thank you.
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Oh, we're glad
you had fun.
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Blue Icees and a trip
to The Container Store?
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It's like I died and went
to the post-mortem,
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neuron-induced hallucination
commonly mistaken as heaven.
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I still don't understand
why you bought that pill caddie.
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You're a young man.
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Age is a state of
mind, Leonard.
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In here I'm 90.
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Why are you taking
your bins over there?
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That's just where
I need them.
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You know, she doesn't have
a lot of closet space.
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What's wrong with your closet?
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Uh...
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Well, honey, you know,
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now that Leonard and I
are married,
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it kind of makes sense
that we actually live together.
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So that's all this day was?
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A plan to butter me up
before delivering bad news?
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Come on, buddy.
No, I thought we were friends.
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You asked for a sip of my Icee.
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If you had your own straw,
I might've said yes.
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Sheldon, please, we already
feel bad about this.
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You know what they don't sell
at The Container Store?
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Something large enough
to contain my disappointment.
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Although,
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if anyone did, it would be them.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x04 ♪
Ihe 2003 Approximation
Original Air Date on October 12,
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Thank you for letting
me come speak with you.
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Of course.
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As my relationships
with Penny and Amy
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are currently strained,
I'm turning to you
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for female comfort
and encouragement.
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Aww.
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I'm honored.
I tried
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reaching out to my mother,
but she was in Bible study.
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Leonard's mother
is on a book tour.
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My Mee-Maw was taking a nap,
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and after a while Siri
started repeating her answers.
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So, I'm your seventh choice.
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Yeah, I know, top ten,
pretty exciting.
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How can I help you?
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Well, in addition
to Amy leaving me,
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Leonard's moving in with Penny.
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It's difficult
not to feel abandoned.
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Well, why don't you look at this
as an opportunity?
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You had other roommates
before Leonard.
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Maybe this is a chance
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to find someone new.
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Perhaps I could find someone
better than Leonard.
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Someone I can rub in his face.
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Chris Pratt's
all the rage right now.
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I wonder how he'd feel
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about taking
the smaller bedroom.
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Hey.
Hey.
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You know who would be
the perfect roommate?
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Gandalf, but he's a smoker.
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Stuart.
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He's been living with us
for a while now.
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I'm sure he'd love
to get us out of his hair.
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Nope, couldn't be happier.
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Well, Sheldon's looking
for a...
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Nope.
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He'll think about it.
No I won't!
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Have you seen
this Archie comic?
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It's actually
Archie versus Predator.
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How could Archie
defeat Predator?
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I don't know.
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Maybe Jughead's a Terminator.
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Hey.
Hey, Stuart.
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Do you guys know any musicians?
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Why?
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I was thinking it might be cool
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to have live music here
a few nights a week.
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You know, give
this place more
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of a "staying in business" vibe.
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What kind of music
are you thinking of?
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I like all kinds of music,
but my favorite genre is free.
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Hey, we've always talked
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about playing together.
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Well, it could be fun
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to try a little acoustic thing.
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Oh, we could play
"filk" music.
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What's that?
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It's been around for years.
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It's like folk music,
but with a sci-fi/fantasy theme.
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I like it.
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It sounds exactly like something
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I shouldn't be expected
to pay for.
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Dude, if we do this,
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we're gonna need
a cool band name.
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You know, I've actually
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had one I've been
sitting on for years.
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Really?
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It was for this power trio
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I tried to put together
in junior high,
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but I was short two friends.
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What is it?
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Footprints on the Moon.
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I just got chills.
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So did I.
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Me, too.
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But I-I might have Lyme Disease.
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Just a few more signatures,
and we'll be finished.
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Initial here to acknowledge
that you've returned your key.
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Okay.
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As my future neighbor,
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I'd like you to have a key.
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Initial here to acknowledge
you received it.
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I'm proud of you.
You're taking this really well.
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Well, it's not like I'm never
going to see you two again.
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Which brings us to
article 23 subsection C--
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please check here
to reserve your spot
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at the ten year
roommate reunion.
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Do I really have to do that now?
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No, but if you want chicken
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and get stuck with the fish,year
that's on you.
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All right.
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Oh, and lastly,
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please initial here to confirm
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that ownership
of the living room couch
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is hereby transferred to me
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in perpetuity
all throughout the universe
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and all alternate universes
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except for those universes
where owning a couch
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is forbidden by the hive queen.
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In which case,
all glory to the hive queen.
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All right,
now all that's left
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is for us to sign
and date the document,
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and we will officially
no longer be roommates.
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What's the matter?
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It's harder than I thought.
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Let me help you.
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L-E-O-N...
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That helped.
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So I have an idea
for a filk song.
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Kind of a,
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a power ballad,
superhero crossover tale
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of epic proportions.
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Is it cold in here,
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'cause, oh, my.
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Okay, so it's a, it's a
David and Goliath story.
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It's about man against God.
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It's called "Hammer and Whip:
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"The Untold Story
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of Thor versus Indiana Jones."
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Thor versus Indiana Jones?
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You just blew my filking mind.
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Okay, I don't have it
all worked out yet,
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but I was thinking
something like, um...
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♪ Oh, Indy ♪
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♪ Oh, Indy ♪
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♪ The skies are so windy ♪
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♪ Is that a flying man
with a killer bod? ♪
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♪ Wait ♪
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♪ That's no man ♪
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♪ It's a Norse god. ♪
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Oh yes, definitely.
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Hang on.
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♪ Thunder clapped as Thor
raised his mighty hammer ♪
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♪ Indy rapped,
"That's one bad mamma-jamma." ♪
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That-that is so good!
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Right?
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Mamma-jamma just came to me.
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Okay, and here's the hook.
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♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
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♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
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♪ One plays with lightning ♪
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♪ The other plays with bones ♪
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♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
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♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
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♪ One plays with lightning ♪
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♪ The other plays with bones. ♪
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Oh, man, that rocks.
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Hey, remember
The Ark of the Covenant?
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Yeah?
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That's how much we're
gonna melt people's faces off.
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I appreciate your interest
in the apartment.
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I just need to ask you
a few standard questions.
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Sure.
It says here you're a chemist.
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Which element
on the periodic table
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do you feel is too big
for its britches?
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Is that supposed to be a joke?
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Looks like argon's not
the only one
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with an attitude problem.
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In general,
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would you say
that you smell better, worse
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or the same as you do right now?
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I was going to ask you
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what is the best fruit,
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but then I realized
what I want to ask you
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is why is there a Band-Aid
on your forearm,
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but then I realized what
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I really want to ask you is
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just can you just go?
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You're healthy.
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You have a job in the sciences.
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I've got to say, if this
credit report comes back good,
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you're the frontrunner.
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I'm not gonna be
your roommate, Sheldon.
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But I met with 11 people,
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and they all walked out.
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And that Hollywood phony
Chris Pratt
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never tweeted me back.
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I'm sure you'll find
somebody else.
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I suppose.
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What happened to me, Amy?
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Years ago I was
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completely disengaged
from my feelings.
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I'd say it was a happier time,
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but I was disengaged from
my feelings, so who can tell?
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I don't know how to help you.
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You know,
feelings are a part of life.
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They didn't used to be.
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You and Leonard and Penny,
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you all poisoned me
with emotions.
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I was like the Tin Man,
perfectly content
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until that evil Wizard
gave him a heart.
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I don't think that was
the point of the movie.
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Fine, then I was like Pinocchio
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before that jerk Geppetto
went and made him a real boy.
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There you go.
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So, what are you
thinking for dinner?
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Well, it's Thai food night.
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Well, honey,
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you don't live
with Sheldon anymore.
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You can have anything you want.
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You're right.
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But what?
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Mexican?
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Italian? German?
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Indian? Greek?
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Cuban? Chinese?
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Pizza? Barbecue?
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Korean? Korean barbecue?
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How about Thai food?
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Oh, thank God
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Hey, we're going to dinner.
You want to come?
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Oh, I wish I could,
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but I realized I've become
too emotionally vulnerable,
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so, like an operating system,
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I'm restoring my life
to the last stable version,
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which was in 2003,
the day before I met Leonard.
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You heard him, no.
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Hang on.
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Wait, you actually
think it's 2003?
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No, just because
I'm living my life
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like it was 12 years ago
doesn't mean I'm delusional.
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And since it is 2003,
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I don't know who you are,
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so please exit the premises
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before I call the police
on my stylish new flip phone.
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Are you doing okay?
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I guess.
264
00:11:08,549 --> 00:11:10,782
I'm just, you know,
worried about Sheldon.
265
00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:12,651
Well, come on,
he's a grown man in his 30s
266
00:11:12,653 --> 00:11:14,286
pretending to be
a grown man in his 20s.
267
00:11:14,288 --> 00:11:15,487
He's fine.
268
00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:18,657
I hope so.
269
00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:20,692
What else can you do?
Move back in with him?
270
00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:22,194
No, of course not.
I-I just feel bad.
271
00:11:22,196 --> 00:11:23,361
Well, so do I,
272
00:11:23,363 --> 00:11:25,731
but don't you want to live
with your wife
273
00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:27,265
and set the thermostat
274
00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:28,366
to whatever you want
275
00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:29,901
and have your body tell you
276
00:11:29,903 --> 00:11:31,570
when it's time to go
to the bathroom,
277
00:11:31,572 --> 00:11:32,604
you know, not a schedule slipped
278
00:11:32,606 --> 00:11:35,140
underneath your door
every morning?
279
00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:38,376
I did like that he had
the weather on it.
280
00:11:39,847 --> 00:11:41,980
Trust me,
this is the right thing.
281
00:11:41,982 --> 00:11:43,215
I know.
282
00:11:43,217 --> 00:11:44,816
And it's not like
we're abandoning him.
283
00:11:44,818 --> 00:11:45,984
Plus,
284
00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:48,320
we can FaceTime him
whenever we want,
285
00:11:48,322 --> 00:11:52,257
you know, once iPhones
are invented in his universe.
286
00:11:55,596 --> 00:11:58,230
I can't believe Sheldon
287
00:11:58,232 --> 00:11:59,564
asked you to be his roommate.
288
00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:03,201
I can't believe
he ran my credit.
289
00:12:03,203 --> 00:12:05,704
Hey, if you're open to living
with someone great,
290
00:12:05,706 --> 00:12:08,173
I'll give you $1,000
to take Stuart.
291
00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,109
You really should've gone
on the Internet
292
00:12:11,111 --> 00:12:13,044
and checked how long
that kind of thing lives
293
00:12:13,046 --> 00:12:14,946
before you got one.
294
00:12:14,948 --> 00:12:16,515
I'm sorry.
295
00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,716
I just thought you might have
296
00:12:17,718 --> 00:12:20,685
a pasty, weirdo-shaped hole
in your life.
297
00:12:20,687 --> 00:12:23,054
Hey, I know Sheldon's quirky,
298
00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:24,823
but he's also brilliant
and insightful.
299
00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:28,760
I think calling him a weirdo
is a little unfair.
300
00:12:28,762 --> 00:12:31,129
Hello, 2003!
301
00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:36,034
Hey, we brought you Thai.
302
00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:39,304
Where is everything?
303
00:12:39,306 --> 00:12:41,306
In my present,
it's in the future.
304
00:12:41,308 --> 00:12:43,909
In your present,
it's been crammed in the bedroom
305
00:12:43,911 --> 00:12:45,343
by an enterprising young man
306
00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:48,280
I met in The Home Depot
parking lot.
307
00:12:49,316 --> 00:12:50,816
I know what you're doing.
308
00:12:50,818 --> 00:12:52,918
You're trying to get attention
so we'll feel bad for you,
309
00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,386
but it's not happening.
310
00:12:54,388 --> 00:12:56,254
No, what I'm doing
is trying to figure out
311
00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:58,857
how to live my life now
that everyone is leaving me.
312
00:12:58,859 --> 00:13:01,126
Will you knock it off?
We're across the hall.
313
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,995
As the kids are saying today,
"talk to the hand."
314
00:13:05,432 --> 00:13:07,432
They're not saying that.
315
00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:10,502
They are in 2003.
316
00:13:10,504 --> 00:13:13,171
No, they're really not.
317
00:13:15,843 --> 00:13:18,677
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
318
00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:21,193
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
319
00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:22,728
♪ One runs from Loki ♪
320
00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:26,265
♪ The other runs from stones. ♪
321
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,334
So, what do you think?
322
00:13:29,336 --> 00:13:31,436
Wow.
323
00:13:31,438 --> 00:13:34,406
Runs from stones means
that-that big boulder,
324
00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:36,675
but I couldn't rhyme anything
with boulder.
325
00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:39,111
Colder, shoulder,
326
00:13:39,113 --> 00:13:40,579
soldier, folder...
327
00:13:40,581 --> 00:13:42,314
Right, yeah, right.
328
00:13:42,316 --> 00:13:43,849
But...
329
00:13:43,851 --> 00:13:45,684
what do you think?
330
00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:47,519
I think it's very cute.
331
00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:49,154
Cute? It's not cute.
332
00:13:49,156 --> 00:13:52,190
Cute is children dressed
as vegetables.
333
00:13:54,228 --> 00:13:56,828
Okay, fine, it's not cute.
334
00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,397
Just be honest.
You don't like it.
335
00:13:58,399 --> 00:13:59,564
I didn't say that.
336
00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:02,000
I-I just like music
you can dance to.
337
00:14:02,002 --> 00:14:03,835
You can dance to this!
338
00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:05,704
Um, uh, uh...
339
00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:08,607
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
340
00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:10,976
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
341
00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:12,311
♪ One plays with lightning ♪
342
00:14:12,313 --> 00:14:15,080
♪ The other plays with bones. ♪
343
00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:19,418
I'm telling you, dude,
the song has no groove.
344
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,453
You can't dance to it.
345
00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:23,055
Who cares?
346
00:14:23,057 --> 00:14:24,923
I thought the whole point
of Footprints on the Moon
347
00:14:24,925 --> 00:14:27,492
was to write songs
that make people think.
348
00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:28,827
You can do both,
349
00:14:28,829 --> 00:14:31,363
like Michael Jackson's
"Billie Jean."
350
00:14:31,365 --> 00:14:32,631
While you're dancing
you're thinking, like,
351
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:35,400
"Darn it, whose baby is it?"
352
00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:39,338
Where's this coming from?
353
00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,773
A few hours ago,
we both loved this song.
354
00:14:41,775 --> 00:14:43,108
I still love it.
355
00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:45,043
I just think there's
room for improvement.
356
00:14:45,045 --> 00:14:47,713
You played it for Emily,
didn't you?
357
00:14:47,715 --> 00:14:49,381
Yeah, so what?
You are such a wimp.
358
00:14:49,383 --> 00:14:51,984
She didn't like it,
now you don't like it.
359
00:14:51,986 --> 00:14:55,020
No, no. I'm just evolving
as a musician.
360
00:14:55,022 --> 00:14:57,689
You're the one who's stuck
in the past.
361
00:14:57,691 --> 00:15:00,459
The past was lunch!
362
00:15:02,396 --> 00:15:04,062
You know
what's really happening here?
363
00:15:04,064 --> 00:15:07,132
Your girlfriend
is breaking up our band.
364
00:15:08,569 --> 00:15:09,901
She has nothing to do with this.
365
00:15:09,903 --> 00:15:11,203
I am my own man.
366
00:15:11,205 --> 00:15:12,604
Oh, please. Your brain belongs
367
00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:14,840
to whoever's willing
to sleep with you.
368
00:15:14,842 --> 00:15:16,074
That is so not true.
Really?
369
00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:17,542
Remember when you were gonna
get circumcised
370
00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:19,678
for Rachel Bernstein?
371
00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,180
That had nothing to do
with Rachel.
372
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:25,183
It was an overreaction
to a bad zipper injury.
373
00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:29,521
I don't need this.
374
00:15:29,523 --> 00:15:31,623
I'm quitting the band!
375
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:32,924
Fine, I quit, too!
376
00:15:32,926 --> 00:15:34,393
Then get out of my house!
377
00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:36,595
With pleasure!
378
00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:45,437
Raj, wait.
379
00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:47,639
What took you so long?
380
00:15:50,077 --> 00:15:51,143
Buddy, I know me
381
00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:53,478
moving in with Penny
feels like a big change,
382
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,813
but it's not.
383
00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,014
How can you say that?
384
00:15:56,016 --> 00:15:57,015
Amy's gone,
385
00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:58,617
and you two are married now,
386
00:15:58,619 --> 00:16:01,319
so it's only a matter of time
before you're gone, too.
387
00:16:01,321 --> 00:16:02,788
Okay, you don't know
what's gonna happen.
388
00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:03,955
No, I do.
389
00:16:03,957 --> 00:16:05,524
Eventually you'll want
more space,
390
00:16:05,526 --> 00:16:06,892
and you'll move into a house,
391
00:16:06,894 --> 00:16:09,061
and then instead of dinner
a couple of times a week,
392
00:16:09,063 --> 00:16:10,629
it'll only be a couple
of times a month,
393
00:16:10,631 --> 00:16:11,830
and then it'll only be
394
00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:13,131
on special occasions,
395
00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:16,468
like when Bernadette
divorces Wolowitz.
396
00:16:17,304 --> 00:16:19,004
Or-or-or like
397
00:16:19,006 --> 00:16:20,605
when Koothrappali's
weird girlfriend
398
00:16:20,607 --> 00:16:23,108
admits where she buried
his body.
399
00:16:24,812 --> 00:16:26,044
Or Amy's wedding,
400
00:16:26,046 --> 00:16:28,713
where she's marrying
someone better than me.
401
00:16:28,715 --> 00:16:31,183
Okay, look,
402
00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:33,285
we don't need
to rush into anything.
403
00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:34,586
All right?
404
00:16:34,588 --> 00:16:37,155
Maybe instead of Leonard
moving in with me,
405
00:16:37,157 --> 00:16:40,025
we just leave things
the way they are,
406
00:16:40,027 --> 00:16:41,326
and...
407
00:16:41,328 --> 00:16:42,894
sometimes we'll sleep
over there,
408
00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:45,363
and sometimes
we'll sleep over here.
409
00:16:45,365 --> 00:16:48,033
But mostly here.
410
00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:50,602
Sure.
411
00:16:50,604 --> 00:16:52,671
W-W-What about what you
said in the restaurant?
412
00:16:52,673 --> 00:16:53,705
Well, it's not forever.
413
00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:55,307
It's just for a while.
414
00:16:55,309 --> 00:16:58,677
If you want, we can think of him
like he's our dog.
415
00:16:58,679 --> 00:17:00,812
You can.
416
00:17:01,582 --> 00:17:03,215
I'm happy when you come home.
417
00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:06,451
And I'm scared of fireworks.
418
00:17:06,453 --> 00:17:09,988
And by the way, on July Fourth,
we're all sleeping here.
419
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:12,257
Fine.
420
00:17:12,259 --> 00:17:13,358
All right, great!
421
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,559
Just give me one minute,
422
00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:16,728
and I'll get started
on a new Roommate Agreement.
423
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:17,863
Yeah.
424
00:17:17,865 --> 00:17:19,164
Nothing from Pratt. We're good.
425
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,166
♪ Indy' whip snapped ♪
426
00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:33,668
♪ Thor's hammer missed ♪
427
00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:36,538
♪ It was Avenger ♪
428
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:39,841
♪ Versus archeologist ♪
429
00:17:40,544 --> 00:17:42,511
♪ Indy held his ground ♪
430
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:45,647
♪ And straightened his fedora ♪
431
00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,049
♪ Thor said,
"That's a nice look ♪
432
00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:51,520
♪ In 1944-a" ♪
433
00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:57,259
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
434
00:17:57,261 --> 00:17:59,928
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
435
00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,797
♪ One plays with lightning ♪
436
00:18:01,799 --> 00:18:05,066
♪ The other plays bones ♪
437
00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,003
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
438
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,404
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
439
00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:11,139
♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪
440
00:18:11,141 --> 00:18:13,575
♪ One plays with lightning ♪
441
00:18:13,577 --> 00:18:18,046
♪ The other plays bones. ♪
442
00:18:19,283 --> 00:18:21,049
Play something we can dance to.
443