1 00:00:03,353 --> 00:00:05,386 What a wonderful day, thank you. 2 00:00:05,387 --> 00:00:06,820 Oh, we're glad you had fun. 3 00:00:06,822 --> 00:00:09,322 Blue Icees and a trip to The Container Store? 4 00:00:09,324 --> 00:00:11,958 It's like I died and went to the post-mortem, 5 00:00:11,960 --> 00:00:16,363 neuron-induced hallucination commonly mistaken as heaven. 6 00:00:16,365 --> 00:00:18,465 I still don't understand why you bought that pill caddie. 7 00:00:18,467 --> 00:00:19,633 You're a young man. 8 00:00:19,635 --> 00:00:22,035 Age is a state of mind, Leonard. 9 00:00:22,037 --> 00:00:24,104 In here I'm 90. 10 00:00:26,575 --> 00:00:29,509 Why are you taking your bins over there? 11 00:00:29,511 --> 00:00:31,011 That's just where I need them. 12 00:00:31,013 --> 00:00:33,013 You know, she doesn't have a lot of closet space. 13 00:00:33,015 --> 00:00:35,048 What's wrong with your closet? 14 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:36,583 Uh... 15 00:00:36,585 --> 00:00:38,318 Well, honey, you know, 16 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:39,886 now that Leonard and I are married, 17 00:00:39,888 --> 00:00:42,823 it kind of makes sense that we actually live together. 18 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:44,591 So that's all this day was? 19 00:00:44,593 --> 00:00:47,427 A plan to butter me up before delivering bad news? 20 00:00:47,429 --> 00:00:49,429 Come on, buddy. No, I thought we were friends. 21 00:00:49,431 --> 00:00:51,698 You asked for a sip of my Icee. 22 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:54,768 If you had your own straw, I might've said yes. 23 00:00:54,770 --> 00:00:58,338 Sheldon, please, we already feel bad about this. 24 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,307 You know what they don't sell at The Container Store? 25 00:01:00,309 --> 00:01:02,909 Something large enough to contain my disappointment. 26 00:01:04,813 --> 00:01:06,012 Although, 27 00:01:06,014 --> 00:01:08,982 if anyone did, it would be them. 28 00:01:08,984 --> 00:01:12,619 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 29 00:01:12,621 --> 00:01:15,956 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 30 00:01:15,958 --> 00:01:17,591 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 31 00:01:17,593 --> 00:01:20,127 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 32 00:01:20,129 --> 00:01:22,796 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 33 00:01:22,798 --> 00:01:25,465 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 34 00:01:25,467 --> 00:01:27,367 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 35 00:01:27,369 --> 00:01:29,305 ♪ Bang! ♪ 36 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:33,306 ♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x04 ♪ Ihe 2003 Approximation Original Air Date on October 12, 37 00:01:33,307 --> 00:01:38,307 38 00:01:38,308 --> 00:01:40,842 Thank you for letting me come speak with you. 39 00:01:40,844 --> 00:01:42,477 Of course. 40 00:01:42,479 --> 00:01:44,613 As my relationships with Penny and Amy 41 00:01:44,615 --> 00:01:46,681 are currently strained, I'm turning to you 42 00:01:46,683 --> 00:01:48,583 for female comfort and encouragement. 43 00:01:48,585 --> 00:01:50,118 Aww. 44 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,053 I'm honored. I tried 45 00:01:52,055 --> 00:01:54,322 reaching out to my mother, but she was in Bible study. 46 00:01:54,324 --> 00:01:56,191 Leonard's mother is on a book tour. 47 00:01:56,193 --> 00:01:57,659 My Mee-Maw was taking a nap, 48 00:01:57,661 --> 00:02:00,629 and after a while Siri started repeating her answers. 49 00:02:01,465 --> 00:02:04,132 So, I'm your seventh choice. 50 00:02:04,134 --> 00:02:07,369 Yeah, I know, top ten, pretty exciting. 51 00:02:07,371 --> 00:02:09,905 How can I help you? 52 00:02:09,907 --> 00:02:11,806 Well, in addition to Amy leaving me, 53 00:02:11,808 --> 00:02:13,909 Leonard's moving in with Penny. 54 00:02:13,911 --> 00:02:16,912 It's difficult not to feel abandoned. 55 00:02:16,914 --> 00:02:20,181 Well, why don't you look at this as an opportunity? 56 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,417 You had other roommates before Leonard. 57 00:02:22,419 --> 00:02:23,718 Maybe this is a chance 58 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:25,120 to find someone new. 59 00:02:25,122 --> 00:02:27,622 Perhaps I could find someone better than Leonard. 60 00:02:27,624 --> 00:02:30,292 Someone I can rub in his face. 61 00:02:30,294 --> 00:02:32,827 Chris Pratt's all the rage right now. 62 00:02:33,730 --> 00:02:34,729 I wonder how he'd feel 63 00:02:34,731 --> 00:02:37,232 about taking the smaller bedroom. 64 00:02:37,234 --> 00:02:39,167 Hey. Hey. 65 00:02:39,169 --> 00:02:42,404 You know who would be the perfect roommate? 66 00:02:43,774 --> 00:02:46,741 Gandalf, but he's a smoker. 67 00:02:46,743 --> 00:02:48,777 Stuart. 68 00:02:48,779 --> 00:02:50,345 He's been living with us for a while now. 69 00:02:50,347 --> 00:02:52,247 I'm sure he'd love to get us out of his hair. 70 00:02:52,249 --> 00:02:54,716 Nope, couldn't be happier. 71 00:02:54,718 --> 00:02:56,351 Well, Sheldon's looking for a... 72 00:02:56,353 --> 00:02:59,454 Nope. 73 00:02:59,456 --> 00:03:01,690 He'll think about it. No I won't! 74 00:03:04,061 --> 00:03:05,694 Have you seen this Archie comic? 75 00:03:05,696 --> 00:03:08,730 It's actually Archie versus Predator. 76 00:03:08,732 --> 00:03:11,266 How could Archie defeat Predator? 77 00:03:11,268 --> 00:03:12,500 I don't know. 78 00:03:12,502 --> 00:03:14,903 Maybe Jughead's a Terminator. 79 00:03:16,073 --> 00:03:19,140 Hey. Hey, Stuart. 80 00:03:19,142 --> 00:03:21,009 Do you guys know any musicians? 81 00:03:21,011 --> 00:03:21,977 Why? 82 00:03:21,979 --> 00:03:23,345 I was thinking it might be cool 83 00:03:23,347 --> 00:03:25,880 to have live music here a few nights a week. 84 00:03:25,882 --> 00:03:27,315 You know, give this place more 85 00:03:27,317 --> 00:03:29,384 of a "staying in business" vibe. 86 00:03:29,386 --> 00:03:32,721 What kind of music are you thinking of? 87 00:03:32,723 --> 00:03:37,125 I like all kinds of music, but my favorite genre is free. 88 00:03:37,995 --> 00:03:39,060 Hey, we've always talked 89 00:03:39,062 --> 00:03:40,161 about playing together. 90 00:03:40,163 --> 00:03:41,463 Well, it could be fun 91 00:03:41,465 --> 00:03:42,564 to try a little acoustic thing. 92 00:03:42,566 --> 00:03:44,532 Oh, we could play "filk" music. 93 00:03:44,534 --> 00:03:46,134 What's that? 94 00:03:46,136 --> 00:03:47,602 It's been around for years. 95 00:03:47,604 --> 00:03:51,339 It's like folk music, but with a sci-fi/fantasy theme. 96 00:03:51,341 --> 00:03:52,540 I like it. 97 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:53,742 It sounds exactly like something 98 00:03:53,744 --> 00:03:56,144 I shouldn't be expected to pay for. 99 00:03:56,146 --> 00:03:58,113 Dude, if we do this, 100 00:03:58,115 --> 00:03:59,948 we're gonna need a cool band name. 101 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:01,750 You know, I've actually 102 00:04:01,752 --> 00:04:04,352 had one I've been sitting on for years. 103 00:04:04,354 --> 00:04:05,520 Really? 104 00:04:05,522 --> 00:04:06,888 It was for this power trio 105 00:04:06,890 --> 00:04:08,690 I tried to put together in junior high, 106 00:04:08,692 --> 00:04:11,259 but I was short two friends. 107 00:04:11,261 --> 00:04:12,861 What is it? 108 00:04:12,863 --> 00:04:15,664 Footprints on the Moon. 109 00:04:17,534 --> 00:04:20,802 I just got chills. 110 00:04:20,804 --> 00:04:22,470 So did I. 111 00:04:22,472 --> 00:04:24,005 Me, too. 112 00:04:24,007 --> 00:04:27,208 But I-I might have Lyme Disease. 113 00:04:29,546 --> 00:04:31,913 Just a few more signatures, and we'll be finished. 114 00:04:31,915 --> 00:04:35,350 Initial here to acknowledge that you've returned your key. 115 00:04:38,488 --> 00:04:40,321 Okay. 116 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,357 As my future neighbor, 117 00:04:42,359 --> 00:04:45,193 I'd like you to have a key. 118 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:51,566 Initial here to acknowledge you received it. 119 00:04:51,568 --> 00:04:54,002 I'm proud of you. You're taking this really well. 120 00:04:54,004 --> 00:04:55,843 Well, it's not like I'm never going to see you two again. 121 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:58,995 Which brings us to article 23 subsection C-- 122 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:01,523 please check here to reserve your spot 123 00:05:01,525 --> 00:05:04,208 at the ten year roommate reunion. 124 00:05:05,158 --> 00:05:06,770 Do I really have to do that now? 125 00:05:07,272 --> 00:05:08,605 No, but if you want chicken 126 00:05:08,607 --> 00:05:11,040 and get stuck with the fish,year that's on you. 127 00:05:12,244 --> 00:05:13,643 All right. 128 00:05:13,645 --> 00:05:15,478 Oh, and lastly, 129 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,313 please initial here to confirm 130 00:05:17,315 --> 00:05:18,815 that ownership of the living room couch 131 00:05:18,817 --> 00:05:20,016 is hereby transferred to me 132 00:05:20,018 --> 00:05:22,018 in perpetuity all throughout the universe 133 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:23,887 and all alternate universes 134 00:05:23,889 --> 00:05:25,989 except for those universes where owning a couch 135 00:05:25,991 --> 00:05:27,624 is forbidden by the hive queen. 136 00:05:27,626 --> 00:05:29,793 In which case, all glory to the hive queen. 137 00:05:32,697 --> 00:05:34,397 All right, now all that's left 138 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:37,100 is for us to sign and date the document, 139 00:05:37,102 --> 00:05:40,503 and we will officially no longer be roommates. 140 00:05:44,242 --> 00:05:45,542 What's the matter? 141 00:05:45,544 --> 00:05:47,677 It's harder than I thought. 142 00:05:47,679 --> 00:05:49,145 Let me help you. 143 00:05:49,147 --> 00:05:50,146 L-E-O-N... 144 00:05:50,148 --> 00:05:52,582 That helped. 145 00:05:53,718 --> 00:05:56,352 So I have an idea for a filk song. 146 00:05:56,354 --> 00:05:57,921 Kind of a, 147 00:05:57,923 --> 00:06:00,757 a power ballad, superhero crossover tale 148 00:06:00,759 --> 00:06:02,959 of epic proportions. 149 00:06:02,961 --> 00:06:04,928 Is it cold in here, 150 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:07,630 'cause, oh, my. 151 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:12,635 Okay, so it's a, it's a David and Goliath story. 152 00:06:12,637 --> 00:06:14,804 It's about man against God. 153 00:06:14,806 --> 00:06:17,640 It's called "Hammer and Whip: 154 00:06:17,642 --> 00:06:18,875 "The Untold Story 155 00:06:18,877 --> 00:06:22,679 of Thor versus Indiana Jones." 156 00:06:24,482 --> 00:06:26,816 Thor versus Indiana Jones? 157 00:06:26,818 --> 00:06:29,752 You just blew my filking mind. 158 00:06:29,754 --> 00:06:32,388 Okay, I don't have it all worked out yet, 159 00:06:32,390 --> 00:06:35,091 but I was thinking something like, um... 160 00:06:35,093 --> 00:06:37,360 ♪ Oh, Indy ♪ 161 00:06:37,362 --> 00:06:39,662 ♪ Oh, Indy ♪ 162 00:06:39,664 --> 00:06:43,833 ♪ The skies are so windy ♪ 163 00:06:44,936 --> 00:06:48,571 ♪ Is that a flying man with a killer bod? ♪ 164 00:06:48,573 --> 00:06:49,839 ♪ Wait ♪ 165 00:06:49,841 --> 00:06:51,040 ♪ That's no man ♪ 166 00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:54,344 ♪ It's a Norse god. ♪ 167 00:06:55,213 --> 00:06:57,480 Oh yes, definitely. 168 00:06:57,482 --> 00:06:59,682 Hang on. 169 00:06:59,684 --> 00:07:06,422 ♪ Thunder clapped as Thor raised his mighty hammer ♪ 170 00:07:06,424 --> 00:07:13,263 ♪ Indy rapped, "That's one bad mamma-jamma." ♪ 171 00:07:14,232 --> 00:07:15,698 That-that is so good! 172 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:16,766 Right? 173 00:07:16,768 --> 00:07:18,968 Mamma-jamma just came to me. 174 00:07:20,138 --> 00:07:21,571 Okay, and here's the hook. 175 00:07:21,573 --> 00:07:24,774 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 176 00:07:24,776 --> 00:07:27,543 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 177 00:07:27,545 --> 00:07:29,145 ♪ One plays with lightning ♪ 178 00:07:29,147 --> 00:07:33,449 ♪ The other plays with bones ♪ 179 00:07:33,451 --> 00:07:36,119 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 180 00:07:36,121 --> 00:07:39,122 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 181 00:07:39,124 --> 00:07:40,957 ♪ One plays with lightning ♪ 182 00:07:40,959 --> 00:07:43,693 ♪ The other plays with bones. ♪ 183 00:07:47,098 --> 00:07:48,598 Oh, man, that rocks. 184 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,154 Hey, remember The Ark of the Covenant? 185 00:07:50,155 --> 00:07:50,844 Yeah? 186 00:07:50,868 --> 00:07:53,019 That's how much we're gonna melt people's faces off. 187 00:07:56,441 --> 00:07:59,275 I appreciate your interest in the apartment. 188 00:07:59,277 --> 00:08:01,678 I just need to ask you a few standard questions. 189 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,313 Sure. It says here you're a chemist. 190 00:08:03,315 --> 00:08:06,616 Which element on the periodic table 191 00:08:06,618 --> 00:08:10,453 do you feel is too big for its britches? 192 00:08:11,756 --> 00:08:13,790 Is that supposed to be a joke? 193 00:08:13,792 --> 00:08:16,392 Looks like argon's not the only one 194 00:08:16,394 --> 00:08:19,062 with an attitude problem. 195 00:08:19,064 --> 00:08:20,563 In general, 196 00:08:20,565 --> 00:08:23,099 would you say that you smell better, worse 197 00:08:23,101 --> 00:08:26,836 or the same as you do right now? 198 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:29,672 I was going to ask you 199 00:08:29,674 --> 00:08:31,407 what is the best fruit, 200 00:08:31,409 --> 00:08:33,242 but then I realized what I want to ask you 201 00:08:33,244 --> 00:08:35,678 is why is there a Band-Aid on your forearm, 202 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:36,612 but then I realized what 203 00:08:36,614 --> 00:08:37,981 I really want to ask you is 204 00:08:37,983 --> 00:08:39,983 just can you just go? 205 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:43,252 You're healthy. 206 00:08:43,254 --> 00:08:45,054 You have a job in the sciences. 207 00:08:45,056 --> 00:08:47,623 I've got to say, if this credit report comes back good, 208 00:08:47,625 --> 00:08:49,158 you're the frontrunner. 209 00:08:53,832 --> 00:08:55,698 I'm not gonna be your roommate, Sheldon. 210 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:58,334 But I met with 11 people, 211 00:08:58,336 --> 00:08:59,802 and they all walked out. 212 00:08:59,804 --> 00:09:01,537 And that Hollywood phony Chris Pratt 213 00:09:01,539 --> 00:09:03,406 never tweeted me back. 214 00:09:03,408 --> 00:09:06,175 I'm sure you'll find somebody else. 215 00:09:06,177 --> 00:09:08,011 I suppose. 216 00:09:08,013 --> 00:09:09,412 What happened to me, Amy? 217 00:09:09,414 --> 00:09:10,546 Years ago I was 218 00:09:10,548 --> 00:09:12,882 completely disengaged from my feelings. 219 00:09:12,884 --> 00:09:14,450 I'd say it was a happier time, 220 00:09:14,452 --> 00:09:18,421 but I was disengaged from my feelings, so who can tell? 221 00:09:18,423 --> 00:09:20,757 I don't know how to help you. 222 00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:23,059 You know, feelings are a part of life. 223 00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:24,694 They didn't used to be. 224 00:09:24,696 --> 00:09:26,396 You and Leonard and Penny, 225 00:09:26,398 --> 00:09:28,498 you all poisoned me with emotions. 226 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,633 I was like the Tin Man, perfectly content 227 00:09:30,635 --> 00:09:32,969 until that evil Wizard gave him a heart. 228 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:38,241 I don't think that was the point of the movie. 229 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:39,709 Fine, then I was like Pinocchio 230 00:09:39,711 --> 00:09:43,312 before that jerk Geppetto went and made him a real boy. 231 00:09:43,314 --> 00:09:45,515 There you go. 232 00:09:47,719 --> 00:09:49,385 So, what are you thinking for dinner? 233 00:09:49,387 --> 00:09:50,486 Well, it's Thai food night. 234 00:09:50,488 --> 00:09:51,587 Well, honey, 235 00:09:51,589 --> 00:09:52,922 you don't live with Sheldon anymore. 236 00:09:52,924 --> 00:09:54,524 You can have anything you want. 237 00:09:54,526 --> 00:09:56,859 You're right. 238 00:09:56,861 --> 00:09:58,227 But what? 239 00:09:59,197 --> 00:10:00,263 Mexican? 240 00:10:00,265 --> 00:10:01,664 Italian? German? 241 00:10:01,666 --> 00:10:02,999 Indian? Greek? 242 00:10:03,001 --> 00:10:04,233 Cuban? Chinese? 243 00:10:04,235 --> 00:10:05,234 Pizza? Barbecue? 244 00:10:05,236 --> 00:10:08,204 Korean? Korean barbecue? 245 00:10:09,007 --> 00:10:10,173 How about Thai food? 246 00:10:10,175 --> 00:10:12,041 Oh, thank God 247 00:10:15,046 --> 00:10:17,280 Hey, we're going to dinner. You want to come? 248 00:10:17,282 --> 00:10:18,948 Oh, I wish I could, 249 00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:22,151 but I realized I've become too emotionally vulnerable, 250 00:10:22,153 --> 00:10:24,153 so, like an operating system, 251 00:10:24,155 --> 00:10:27,256 I'm restoring my life to the last stable version, 252 00:10:27,258 --> 00:10:30,593 which was in 2003, the day before I met Leonard. 253 00:10:32,063 --> 00:10:33,863 You heard him, no. 254 00:10:33,865 --> 00:10:35,164 Hang on. 255 00:10:35,166 --> 00:10:37,467 Wait, you actually think it's 2003? 256 00:10:37,469 --> 00:10:39,469 No, just because I'm living my life 257 00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:41,904 like it was 12 years ago doesn't mean I'm delusional. 258 00:10:41,906 --> 00:10:43,639 And since it is 2003, 259 00:10:43,641 --> 00:10:45,441 I don't know who you are, 260 00:10:45,443 --> 00:10:47,376 so please exit the premises 261 00:10:47,378 --> 00:10:50,012 before I call the police on my stylish new flip phone. 262 00:11:05,312 --> 00:11:07,079 Are you doing okay? 263 00:11:07,081 --> 00:11:08,547 I guess. 264 00:11:08,549 --> 00:11:10,782 I'm just, you know, worried about Sheldon. 265 00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:12,651 Well, come on, he's a grown man in his 30s 266 00:11:12,653 --> 00:11:14,286 pretending to be a grown man in his 20s. 267 00:11:14,288 --> 00:11:15,487 He's fine. 268 00:11:16,290 --> 00:11:18,657 I hope so. 269 00:11:18,659 --> 00:11:20,692 What else can you do? Move back in with him? 270 00:11:20,694 --> 00:11:22,194 No, of course not. I-I just feel bad. 271 00:11:22,196 --> 00:11:23,361 Well, so do I, 272 00:11:23,363 --> 00:11:25,731 but don't you want to live with your wife 273 00:11:25,733 --> 00:11:27,265 and set the thermostat 274 00:11:27,267 --> 00:11:28,366 to whatever you want 275 00:11:28,368 --> 00:11:29,901 and have your body tell you 276 00:11:29,903 --> 00:11:31,570 when it's time to go to the bathroom, 277 00:11:31,572 --> 00:11:32,604 you know, not a schedule slipped 278 00:11:32,606 --> 00:11:35,140 underneath your door every morning? 279 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:38,376 I did like that he had the weather on it. 280 00:11:39,847 --> 00:11:41,980 Trust me, this is the right thing. 281 00:11:41,982 --> 00:11:43,215 I know. 282 00:11:43,217 --> 00:11:44,816 And it's not like we're abandoning him. 283 00:11:44,818 --> 00:11:45,984 Plus, 284 00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:48,320 we can FaceTime him whenever we want, 285 00:11:48,322 --> 00:11:52,257 you know, once iPhones are invented in his universe. 286 00:11:55,596 --> 00:11:58,230 I can't believe Sheldon 287 00:11:58,232 --> 00:11:59,564 asked you to be his roommate. 288 00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:03,201 I can't believe he ran my credit. 289 00:12:03,203 --> 00:12:05,704 Hey, if you're open to living with someone great, 290 00:12:05,706 --> 00:12:08,173 I'll give you $1,000 to take Stuart. 291 00:12:09,209 --> 00:12:11,109 You really should've gone on the Internet 292 00:12:11,111 --> 00:12:13,044 and checked how long that kind of thing lives 293 00:12:13,046 --> 00:12:14,946 before you got one. 294 00:12:14,948 --> 00:12:16,515 I'm sorry. 295 00:12:16,517 --> 00:12:17,716 I just thought you might have 296 00:12:17,718 --> 00:12:20,685 a pasty, weirdo-shaped hole in your life. 297 00:12:20,687 --> 00:12:23,054 Hey, I know Sheldon's quirky, 298 00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:24,823 but he's also brilliant and insightful. 299 00:12:26,026 --> 00:12:28,760 I think calling him a weirdo is a little unfair. 300 00:12:28,762 --> 00:12:31,129 Hello, 2003! 301 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:36,034 Hey, we brought you Thai. 302 00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:39,304 Where is everything? 303 00:12:39,306 --> 00:12:41,306 In my present, it's in the future. 304 00:12:41,308 --> 00:12:43,909 In your present, it's been crammed in the bedroom 305 00:12:43,911 --> 00:12:45,343 by an enterprising young man 306 00:12:45,345 --> 00:12:48,280 I met in The Home Depot parking lot. 307 00:12:49,316 --> 00:12:50,816 I know what you're doing. 308 00:12:50,818 --> 00:12:52,918 You're trying to get attention so we'll feel bad for you, 309 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,386 but it's not happening. 310 00:12:54,388 --> 00:12:56,254 No, what I'm doing is trying to figure out 311 00:12:56,256 --> 00:12:58,857 how to live my life now that everyone is leaving me. 312 00:12:58,859 --> 00:13:01,126 Will you knock it off? We're across the hall. 313 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,995 As the kids are saying today, "talk to the hand." 314 00:13:05,432 --> 00:13:07,432 They're not saying that. 315 00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:10,502 They are in 2003. 316 00:13:10,504 --> 00:13:13,171 No, they're really not. 317 00:13:15,843 --> 00:13:18,677 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 318 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:21,193 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 319 00:13:21,195 --> 00:13:22,728 ♪ One runs from Loki ♪ 320 00:13:22,730 --> 00:13:26,265 ♪ The other runs from stones. ♪ 321 00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:29,334 So, what do you think? 322 00:13:29,336 --> 00:13:31,436 Wow. 323 00:13:31,438 --> 00:13:34,406 Runs from stones means that-that big boulder, 324 00:13:34,408 --> 00:13:36,675 but I couldn't rhyme anything with boulder. 325 00:13:36,677 --> 00:13:39,111 Colder, shoulder, 326 00:13:39,113 --> 00:13:40,579 soldier, folder... 327 00:13:40,581 --> 00:13:42,314 Right, yeah, right. 328 00:13:42,316 --> 00:13:43,849 But... 329 00:13:43,851 --> 00:13:45,684 what do you think? 330 00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:47,519 I think it's very cute. 331 00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:49,154 Cute? It's not cute. 332 00:13:49,156 --> 00:13:52,190 Cute is children dressed as vegetables. 333 00:13:54,228 --> 00:13:56,828 Okay, fine, it's not cute. 334 00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,397 Just be honest. You don't like it. 335 00:13:58,399 --> 00:13:59,564 I didn't say that. 336 00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:02,000 I-I just like music you can dance to. 337 00:14:02,002 --> 00:14:03,835 You can dance to this! 338 00:14:03,837 --> 00:14:05,704 Um, uh, uh... 339 00:14:05,706 --> 00:14:08,607 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 340 00:14:08,609 --> 00:14:10,976 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 341 00:14:10,978 --> 00:14:12,311 ♪ One plays with lightning ♪ 342 00:14:12,313 --> 00:14:15,080 ♪ The other plays with bones. ♪ 343 00:14:16,951 --> 00:14:19,418 I'm telling you, dude, the song has no groove. 344 00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:21,453 You can't dance to it. 345 00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:23,055 Who cares? 346 00:14:23,057 --> 00:14:24,923 I thought the whole point of Footprints on the Moon 347 00:14:24,925 --> 00:14:27,492 was to write songs that make people think. 348 00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:28,827 You can do both, 349 00:14:28,829 --> 00:14:31,363 like Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean." 350 00:14:31,365 --> 00:14:32,631 While you're dancing you're thinking, like, 351 00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:35,400 "Darn it, whose baby is it?" 352 00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:39,338 Where's this coming from? 353 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,773 A few hours ago, we both loved this song. 354 00:14:41,775 --> 00:14:43,108 I still love it. 355 00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:45,043 I just think there's room for improvement. 356 00:14:45,045 --> 00:14:47,713 You played it for Emily, didn't you? 357 00:14:47,715 --> 00:14:49,381 Yeah, so what? You are such a wimp. 358 00:14:49,383 --> 00:14:51,984 She didn't like it, now you don't like it. 359 00:14:51,986 --> 00:14:55,020 No, no. I'm just evolving as a musician. 360 00:14:55,022 --> 00:14:57,689 You're the one who's stuck in the past. 361 00:14:57,691 --> 00:15:00,459 The past was lunch! 362 00:15:02,396 --> 00:15:04,062 You know what's really happening here? 363 00:15:04,064 --> 00:15:07,132 Your girlfriend is breaking up our band. 364 00:15:08,569 --> 00:15:09,901 She has nothing to do with this. 365 00:15:09,903 --> 00:15:11,203 I am my own man. 366 00:15:11,205 --> 00:15:12,604 Oh, please. Your brain belongs 367 00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:14,840 to whoever's willing to sleep with you. 368 00:15:14,842 --> 00:15:16,074 That is so not true. Really? 369 00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:17,542 Remember when you were gonna get circumcised 370 00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:19,678 for Rachel Bernstein? 371 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:22,180 That had nothing to do with Rachel. 372 00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:25,183 It was an overreaction to a bad zipper injury. 373 00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:29,521 I don't need this. 374 00:15:29,523 --> 00:15:31,623 I'm quitting the band! 375 00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:32,924 Fine, I quit, too! 376 00:15:32,926 --> 00:15:34,393 Then get out of my house! 377 00:15:34,395 --> 00:15:36,595 With pleasure! 378 00:15:44,405 --> 00:15:45,437 Raj, wait. 379 00:15:45,439 --> 00:15:47,639 What took you so long? 380 00:15:50,077 --> 00:15:51,143 Buddy, I know me 381 00:15:51,145 --> 00:15:53,478 moving in with Penny feels like a big change, 382 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:54,813 but it's not. 383 00:15:54,815 --> 00:15:56,014 How can you say that? 384 00:15:56,016 --> 00:15:57,015 Amy's gone, 385 00:15:57,017 --> 00:15:58,617 and you two are married now, 386 00:15:58,619 --> 00:16:01,319 so it's only a matter of time before you're gone, too. 387 00:16:01,321 --> 00:16:02,788 Okay, you don't know what's gonna happen. 388 00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:03,955 No, I do. 389 00:16:03,957 --> 00:16:05,524 Eventually you'll want more space, 390 00:16:05,526 --> 00:16:06,892 and you'll move into a house, 391 00:16:06,894 --> 00:16:09,061 and then instead of dinner a couple of times a week, 392 00:16:09,063 --> 00:16:10,629 it'll only be a couple of times a month, 393 00:16:10,631 --> 00:16:11,830 and then it'll only be 394 00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:13,131 on special occasions, 395 00:16:13,133 --> 00:16:16,468 like when Bernadette divorces Wolowitz. 396 00:16:17,304 --> 00:16:19,004 Or-or-or like 397 00:16:19,006 --> 00:16:20,605 when Koothrappali's weird girlfriend 398 00:16:20,607 --> 00:16:23,108 admits where she buried his body. 399 00:16:24,812 --> 00:16:26,044 Or Amy's wedding, 400 00:16:26,046 --> 00:16:28,713 where she's marrying someone better than me. 401 00:16:28,715 --> 00:16:31,183 Okay, look, 402 00:16:31,185 --> 00:16:33,285 we don't need to rush into anything. 403 00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:34,586 All right? 404 00:16:34,588 --> 00:16:37,155 Maybe instead of Leonard moving in with me, 405 00:16:37,157 --> 00:16:40,025 we just leave things the way they are, 406 00:16:40,027 --> 00:16:41,326 and... 407 00:16:41,328 --> 00:16:42,894 sometimes we'll sleep over there, 408 00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:45,363 and sometimes we'll sleep over here. 409 00:16:45,365 --> 00:16:48,033 But mostly here. 410 00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:50,602 Sure. 411 00:16:50,604 --> 00:16:52,671 W-W-What about what you said in the restaurant? 412 00:16:52,673 --> 00:16:53,705 Well, it's not forever. 413 00:16:53,707 --> 00:16:55,307 It's just for a while. 414 00:16:55,309 --> 00:16:58,677 If you want, we can think of him like he's our dog. 415 00:16:58,679 --> 00:17:00,812 You can. 416 00:17:01,582 --> 00:17:03,215 I'm happy when you come home. 417 00:17:04,384 --> 00:17:06,451 And I'm scared of fireworks. 418 00:17:06,453 --> 00:17:09,988 And by the way, on July Fourth, we're all sleeping here. 419 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:12,257 Fine. 420 00:17:12,259 --> 00:17:13,358 All right, great! 421 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,559 Just give me one minute, 422 00:17:14,561 --> 00:17:16,728 and I'll get started on a new Roommate Agreement. 423 00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:17,863 Yeah. 424 00:17:17,865 --> 00:17:19,164 Nothing from Pratt. We're good. 425 00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,166 ♪ Indy' whip snapped ♪ 426 00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:33,668 ♪ Thor's hammer missed ♪ 427 00:17:33,670 --> 00:17:36,538 ♪ It was Avenger ♪ 428 00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:39,841 ♪ Versus archeologist ♪ 429 00:17:40,544 --> 00:17:42,511 ♪ Indy held his ground ♪ 430 00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:45,647 ♪ And straightened his fedora ♪ 431 00:17:45,649 --> 00:17:48,049 ♪ Thor said, "That's a nice look ♪ 432 00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:51,520 ♪ In 1944-a" ♪ 433 00:17:54,758 --> 00:17:57,259 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 434 00:17:57,261 --> 00:17:59,928 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 435 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,797 ♪ One plays with lightning ♪ 436 00:18:01,799 --> 00:18:05,066 ♪ The other plays bones ♪ 437 00:18:06,537 --> 00:18:08,003 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 438 00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,404 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 439 00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:11,139 ♪ Thor and Dr. Jones ♪ 440 00:18:11,141 --> 00:18:13,575 ♪ One plays with lightning ♪ 441 00:18:13,577 --> 00:18:18,046 ♪ The other plays bones. ♪ 442 00:18:19,283 --> 00:18:21,049 Play something we can dance to. 443