1 00:00:03,414 --> 00:00:05,614 How much will it hurt? 2 00:00:06,417 --> 00:00:07,683 It's just a tiny skin sample. 3 00:00:07,685 --> 00:00:09,484 You saw me do it to myself. 4 00:00:09,486 --> 00:00:12,421 On a scale of one to ten, where one is a pebble 5 00:00:12,423 --> 00:00:15,324 in your shoe and ten is the monkey 6 00:00:15,326 --> 00:00:18,126 you thought was your pet biting your face off. 7 00:00:18,128 --> 00:00:19,828 A two. 8 00:00:19,830 --> 00:00:22,331 Eating a whole Altoid? 9 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,266 Sheldon, 10 00:00:24,268 --> 00:00:25,968 if I'm gonna synthesize a neural network 11 00:00:25,970 --> 00:00:27,903 from our skin cells, I need to harvest them. 12 00:00:27,905 --> 00:00:30,472 Now, I've done this dozens of times, but if you're 13 00:00:30,474 --> 00:00:32,007 too scared you don't have to. 14 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:33,875 No, this is for science. 15 00:00:33,877 --> 00:00:36,011 I can be brave for science. 16 00:00:37,348 --> 00:00:39,314 Thank you. 17 00:00:39,316 --> 00:00:41,583 Oh, jiminy, that's cold! 18 00:00:41,585 --> 00:00:43,452 Just think how happy you'll be in a few weeks 19 00:00:43,454 --> 00:00:44,820 when I've converted our skin cells 20 00:00:44,822 --> 00:00:46,355 into functional brain cells. 21 00:00:46,357 --> 00:00:50,058 All right, just warn me before you do it. 22 00:00:50,060 --> 00:00:52,494 Okay. 23 00:00:52,496 --> 00:00:54,129 Three... 24 00:00:54,131 --> 00:00:55,797 two... and we're done. 25 00:00:58,469 --> 00:01:00,302 You tricked me. 26 00:01:00,304 --> 00:01:01,903 You didn't say one. 27 00:01:01,905 --> 00:01:03,839 It didn't hurt, did it? No... 28 00:01:03,841 --> 00:01:06,074 but “three, two and we're done” is incomplete. 29 00:01:06,076 --> 00:01:08,010 You know those things bother me. 30 00:01:08,012 --> 00:01:09,611 It's like hearing “da-da-da-da-da-dah” 31 00:01:09,613 --> 00:01:10,646 without yelling... 32 00:01:10,648 --> 00:01:12,314 Okay, fine, one. 33 00:01:12,316 --> 00:01:13,982 Thank you. 34 00:01:13,984 --> 00:01:16,918 Now yell “Charge” and we can get out of here. 35 00:01:17,207 --> 00:01:20,609 ♪ Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state ♪ 36 00:01:20,611 --> 00:01:24,279 ♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪ 37 00:01:24,281 --> 00:01:25,814 ♪ The Earth began to cool ♪ 38 00:01:25,816 --> 00:01:28,717 ♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪ 39 00:01:28,719 --> 00:01:30,552 ♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪ 40 00:01:30,554 --> 00:01:33,588 ♪ Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery ♪ 41 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:35,524 ♪ That all started with a big bang ♪ 42 00:01:35,526 --> 00:01:37,259 ♪ Bang! ♪ 43 00:01:37,261 --> 00:01:41,261 ♪ The Big Bang Theory 10x08 ♪ The Brain Bowl Incubation Original Air Da 44 00:01:41,285 --> 00:01:48,085 45 00:01:48,388 --> 00:01:51,089 Oh, my God, I just got it. 46 00:01:51,091 --> 00:01:53,725 Fun onions... 47 00:01:53,727 --> 00:01:55,059 Funyuns. 48 00:01:55,061 --> 00:01:57,228 (laughs) 49 00:01:58,965 --> 00:02:00,698 Hold on. 50 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:01,733 Is that a wobble? 51 00:02:01,735 --> 00:02:03,267 Yes. 52 00:02:03,269 --> 00:02:05,837 That's definitely a gravitational wobble. 53 00:02:05,839 --> 00:02:08,272 Uh, sorry, I could come back. 54 00:02:08,274 --> 00:02:09,307 Oh, no, it's okay. 55 00:02:09,309 --> 00:02:10,374 I-I just found a wobble. 56 00:02:10,376 --> 00:02:12,777 Oh, do I need a mop? 57 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:15,546 It's a gravitational wobble. 58 00:02:15,548 --> 00:02:17,715 It could be a sign of an extrasolar planet 59 00:02:17,717 --> 00:02:20,184 that may contain life and someday be named after me. 60 00:02:20,186 --> 00:02:22,520 Oh... well, if it has life, 61 00:02:22,522 --> 00:02:24,555 maybe it already has a name, huh? 62 00:02:24,557 --> 00:02:26,190 Yeah, but it's probably difficult to pronounce. 63 00:02:26,192 --> 00:02:27,458 What is your name? 64 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,894 Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali. 65 00:02:30,697 --> 00:02:32,063 You think it would be 66 00:02:32,065 --> 00:02:34,132 more difficult than that? 67 00:02:34,134 --> 00:02:36,000 Good point. 68 00:02:36,002 --> 00:02:37,001 And you are? 69 00:02:37,003 --> 00:02:39,604 Oh, uh, Issabella Maria Concepcion. 70 00:02:39,606 --> 00:02:41,239 Oh, well, nice to meet you. 71 00:02:41,241 --> 00:02:42,440 Nice to meet you, too. 72 00:02:42,442 --> 00:02:44,041 You know, I have to say, 73 00:02:44,043 --> 00:02:45,510 based on the candy wrappers 74 00:02:45,512 --> 00:02:46,911 and the bags of junk food I see 75 00:02:46,913 --> 00:02:48,379 in this trash, I thought the person 76 00:02:48,381 --> 00:02:51,115 working here was ten years old. 77 00:02:51,117 --> 00:02:53,084 Oh, please, show me a ten-year-old who knows 78 00:02:53,086 --> 00:02:55,586 to dip Tootsie Rolls in Nutella. 79 00:02:56,356 --> 00:02:57,889 Bueno, um, I'm just going 80 00:02:57,891 --> 00:02:58,956 to empty your waste paper basket 81 00:02:58,958 --> 00:03:00,158 and then I'll get out of your way. 82 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:01,826 Oh, please, allow me. 83 00:03:04,097 --> 00:03:07,498 That's a lot of empty calories. 84 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,733 Thank you. 85 00:03:08,735 --> 00:03:10,067 You're welcome. 86 00:03:13,306 --> 00:03:15,506 Okay, uh, okay, 87 00:03:15,508 --> 00:03:16,874 I-I-I have to go. 88 00:03:16,876 --> 00:03:17,842 - Okay. - Good luck 89 00:03:17,844 --> 00:03:20,678 with your, um, space exploration. 90 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,679 Thank you. 91 00:03:21,681 --> 00:03:23,281 Good luck with your... 92 00:03:23,283 --> 00:03:26,450 future endeavors. 93 00:03:29,122 --> 00:03:30,188 Did it work? 94 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:32,023 Are they brain cells yet? 95 00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:33,624 If you'd give me a minute, I'll tell you. 96 00:03:33,626 --> 00:03:35,760 Oh, just let me look. 97 00:03:35,762 --> 00:03:36,794 (gasps) 98 00:03:36,796 --> 00:03:38,196 Oh, my goodness! 99 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:40,598 I see quivering black lines. 100 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:42,133 Those must be neurons. 101 00:03:42,135 --> 00:03:44,535 Oh, they're so thick and beautiful. 102 00:03:44,537 --> 00:03:46,437 Those are your eyelashes, move. 103 00:03:50,243 --> 00:03:51,943 Well, Sheldon... 104 00:03:51,945 --> 00:03:54,278 I see astrocytes. 105 00:03:54,981 --> 00:03:56,830 Our combined skin cells are now 106 00:03:56,831 --> 00:03:58,263 a primitive neural network. 107 00:04:00,434 --> 00:04:03,368 I have such a profound 108 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:04,770 sense of creation. 109 00:04:04,772 --> 00:04:05,838 I ju... it's like 110 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:07,172 when I hatched Sea-Monkeys, 111 00:04:07,174 --> 00:04:09,575 except that this is from my DNA, 112 00:04:09,577 --> 00:04:10,742 so this is like... 113 00:04:10,744 --> 00:04:12,644 Me-Monkeys. 114 00:04:14,115 --> 00:04:15,881 These cells come from both of us. 115 00:04:15,883 --> 00:04:18,117 Yeah, but Us-Monkeys doesn't pop. 116 00:04:18,119 --> 00:04:19,718 Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait! 117 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,587 We-Monkeys, there you go. 118 00:04:21,589 --> 00:04:22,921 Hey. 119 00:04:22,923 --> 00:04:24,256 When can we start running tests on it? 120 00:04:24,258 --> 00:04:26,325 No reason we can't start right now. 121 00:04:26,327 --> 00:04:28,694 What stimulus should we introduce it to first? 122 00:04:28,696 --> 00:04:30,529 L-Light, sound, temperature... 123 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:32,231 Oh! Oh! Let's expose it to images 124 00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:35,334 of me and you and see who it likes better. 125 00:04:35,336 --> 00:04:38,637 Sheldon, this is a rudimentary collection of neurons. 126 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:39,671 I mean, it's remarkable, 127 00:04:39,673 --> 00:04:41,039 but it's still limited in what it can do. 128 00:04:41,041 --> 00:04:42,274 I understand. 129 00:04:42,276 --> 00:04:44,676 She's the mean one, I'm the fun one. 130 00:04:48,182 --> 00:04:51,617 Huh, they screwed up and gave us steamed broccoli. 131 00:04:51,619 --> 00:04:52,417 Oh, no, that's mine. 132 00:04:52,419 --> 00:04:53,418 Really? 133 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:54,653 The last green thing 134 00:04:54,655 --> 00:04:56,588 I saw you eat was a Skittle. 135 00:04:57,424 --> 00:04:58,524 Well, I can't eat 136 00:04:58,526 --> 00:04:59,558 like a ten-year-old all the time. 137 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:01,627 You're dating somebody, who is it? 138 00:05:01,629 --> 00:05:02,694 What? 139 00:05:02,696 --> 00:05:04,329 What are you talking about? 140 00:05:04,331 --> 00:05:05,764 You only watch what you eat when you're afraid 141 00:05:05,766 --> 00:05:07,499 you might have to take your shirt off. 142 00:05:08,369 --> 00:05:09,868 No, she's right. 143 00:05:09,870 --> 00:05:10,969 As long as I've known you, 144 00:05:10,971 --> 00:05:12,404 you've always been self-conscious 145 00:05:12,406 --> 00:05:14,173 about your cleavage. 146 00:05:15,142 --> 00:05:16,308 It's because you keep trying 147 00:05:16,310 --> 00:05:17,776 to stick pencils in it. 148 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,847 All right, fine, don't tell us. 149 00:05:21,849 --> 00:05:23,615 There's nothing to tell. 150 00:05:23,617 --> 00:05:25,817 All right. 151 00:05:29,657 --> 00:05:31,023 How's that broccoli? 152 00:05:31,025 --> 00:05:33,058 It's gross but I have to eat it because I met somebody. 153 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:33,825 Bam. 154 00:05:33,827 --> 00:05:35,027 Thank you. 155 00:05:35,029 --> 00:05:35,827 What's her name? 156 00:05:35,829 --> 00:05:36,828 Issabella. 157 00:05:36,830 --> 00:05:38,664 Oh, did you meet her at work? 158 00:05:38,666 --> 00:05:41,533 Yes, in the telescope room. 159 00:05:41,535 --> 00:05:43,435 Oh, so she's an astronomer? 160 00:05:44,271 --> 00:05:46,138 Yes... 161 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:48,473 which is why she was in the telescope room. 162 00:05:48,475 --> 00:05:49,675 Yes, this is all making sense. 163 00:05:49,677 --> 00:05:50,943 Good. 164 00:05:50,945 --> 00:05:51,910 Well, that's great, Raj. 165 00:05:51,912 --> 00:05:53,212 You must have so much in common. 166 00:05:53,214 --> 00:05:54,513 Mm-hmm. 167 00:05:54,515 --> 00:05:55,480 So, when do we meet her? 168 00:05:55,482 --> 00:05:57,282 No, no, this is brand-new. 169 00:05:57,284 --> 00:05:59,851 We haven't even been on a proper date yet. 170 00:05:59,853 --> 00:06:02,454 Okay, well, good luck with it. Thank you. 171 00:06:03,757 --> 00:06:05,857 How come you never eat broccoli? 172 00:06:06,694 --> 00:06:07,726 I'm married, 173 00:06:07,728 --> 00:06:09,695 I don't have to be attractive. 174 00:06:13,767 --> 00:06:15,334 You know, most people don't realize 175 00:06:15,336 --> 00:06:16,668 this technique has actually been around 176 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:18,370 for a few years. 177 00:06:18,372 --> 00:06:20,572 Still, I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells 178 00:06:20,574 --> 00:06:22,207 into functioning brain cells. 179 00:06:22,209 --> 00:06:24,176 Well, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend, 180 00:06:24,178 --> 00:06:25,477 so sky's the limit. 181 00:06:27,581 --> 00:06:30,082 Look, look... here I am 182 00:06:30,084 --> 00:06:33,118 standing next to the incubator. 183 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:37,222 Uh, here is a microscopic view of the cells. 184 00:06:37,224 --> 00:06:41,193 Look at that, put them in a tiny Flash T-shirt and it's you. 185 00:06:41,195 --> 00:06:43,996 Oh. Yeah, this little guy 186 00:06:43,998 --> 00:06:45,364 can already recognize 187 00:06:45,366 --> 00:06:47,099 electronically transmitted images 188 00:06:47,101 --> 00:06:50,402 20% faster than any other sample in Amy's lab. 189 00:06:51,238 --> 00:06:53,272 I'm running out of ways to act excited. 190 00:06:55,509 --> 00:06:58,610 So, enough about us, how are things going with you? 191 00:06:58,612 --> 00:07:00,379 Great, the doctor said the baby's head 192 00:07:00,381 --> 00:07:01,580 is facing down now. 193 00:07:01,582 --> 00:07:03,015 Good, you know, 194 00:07:03,017 --> 00:07:05,684 in case the exit isn't clearly marked. 195 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:09,121 Yeah, I have to say, it is nice to share 196 00:07:09,123 --> 00:07:12,257 this experience with someone who's on the same journey. 197 00:07:13,560 --> 00:07:16,995 Although right now ours is testing off the charts 198 00:07:16,997 --> 00:07:20,098 while yours is floating around in its own waste. 199 00:07:21,535 --> 00:07:24,603 Are you actually comparing my human baby 200 00:07:24,605 --> 00:07:27,105 to your brain in a bowl? 201 00:07:28,142 --> 00:07:29,474 Well, I didn't make you waddle up 202 00:07:29,476 --> 00:07:31,810 four flights of stairs for the heck of it. 203 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:35,747 You do realize my baby has functioning organs 204 00:07:35,749 --> 00:07:37,349 and can recognize voices. 205 00:07:37,351 --> 00:07:40,485 Yeah, but ours can recognize a specific data stream 206 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:42,387 among background noise. 207 00:07:43,157 --> 00:07:44,423 Mine has a fully developed 208 00:07:44,425 --> 00:07:45,490 immune system. 209 00:07:45,492 --> 00:07:46,558 Ours doesn't need 210 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,093 an immune system because it lives 211 00:07:48,095 --> 00:07:50,062 in a state-of-the-art German incubator. 212 00:07:51,065 --> 00:07:52,030 Sheldon, that's enough. 213 00:07:52,032 --> 00:07:53,432 Oh, yeah, no, fine. 214 00:07:53,434 --> 00:07:55,267 Let's just agree that both creations 215 00:07:55,269 --> 00:07:56,935 are special in their own way 216 00:07:56,937 --> 00:07:59,371 and it is foolish to try and compare them. 217 00:07:59,373 --> 00:08:01,073 Although, we didn't need to have sex with Howard 218 00:08:01,075 --> 00:08:02,407 for ours, so we win. 219 00:08:06,046 --> 00:08:07,846 KOOTHRAPPALI: This is fun. 220 00:08:10,884 --> 00:08:13,552 I have never cleaned a toilet before. 221 00:08:13,554 --> 00:08:14,586 You're kidding. 222 00:08:14,588 --> 00:08:16,188 No, I grew up with a house full of servants 223 00:08:16,190 --> 00:08:17,689 and now I have a cleaning lady... 224 00:08:18,359 --> 00:08:19,758 ...who is a lovely woman 225 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,660 who I have great respect for. 226 00:08:21,662 --> 00:08:25,464 It's okay, you're allowed to have a cleaning lady. 227 00:08:25,466 --> 00:08:26,965 Oh, good, because she also walks my dog, 228 00:08:26,967 --> 00:08:29,434 buys my groceries and cuts my hair. 229 00:08:30,270 --> 00:08:32,270 I think that's called a mommy. 230 00:08:33,574 --> 00:08:34,973 Uh... 231 00:08:35,809 --> 00:08:37,242 So, forgive me... 232 00:08:37,244 --> 00:08:38,543 forgive me for being nosy, 233 00:08:38,545 --> 00:08:39,911 but is-is there a wedding ring 234 00:08:39,913 --> 00:08:41,880 under those pretty rubber gloves? 235 00:08:43,317 --> 00:08:45,550 No, not for many years. 236 00:08:45,552 --> 00:08:48,186 Oh, so, you are unencumbered? 237 00:08:48,188 --> 00:08:49,221 Just me and my son. 238 00:08:49,223 --> 00:08:51,123 I love kids, how old is he? 239 00:08:51,125 --> 00:08:53,291 Nineteen. 240 00:08:54,428 --> 00:08:57,329 That's a cute age. 241 00:08:57,331 --> 00:09:00,031 They can do so many things. 242 00:09:00,033 --> 00:09:01,733 He's studying to be 243 00:09:01,735 --> 00:09:03,468 a lawyer at UCLA. 244 00:09:03,470 --> 00:09:04,669 That's wonderful. 245 00:09:04,671 --> 00:09:06,838 A lawyer, my sister's a lawyer. 246 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,874 Look at that, we have something in common. 247 00:09:08,876 --> 00:09:10,675 Yeah, I guess we do. 248 00:09:10,677 --> 00:09:13,845 Maybe there are other things we have in common. 249 00:09:13,847 --> 00:09:17,783 C-Come dinnertime, do you enjoy eating food? 250 00:09:17,785 --> 00:09:20,485 Ay, Rajesh, 251 00:09:20,487 --> 00:09:22,788 I think you're very sweet, but (sighs) 252 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:25,991 I work two jobs and I don't have time for dating. 253 00:09:25,993 --> 00:09:27,826 Yeah, sure. I understand. 254 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,394 Yeah, I'm very busy, too. 255 00:09:29,396 --> 00:09:31,163 Oh, please don't take it personal, 256 00:09:31,165 --> 00:09:32,998 I think you're a very nice man. 257 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,767 I think you're very nice as well. 258 00:09:35,769 --> 00:09:37,636 Thank you for helping me. 259 00:09:37,638 --> 00:09:39,237 Good night, Rajesh. 260 00:09:39,239 --> 00:09:41,239 Oh, yes. Oh, okay. 261 00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:42,974 Uh... 262 00:09:42,976 --> 00:09:44,443 Good night. 263 00:09:49,283 --> 00:09:50,449 I don't know, 264 00:09:50,451 --> 00:09:53,652 maybe it's the fumes from the urinal cakes, 265 00:09:53,654 --> 00:09:56,555 but I feel like something is happening between us. 266 00:09:56,557 --> 00:09:59,057 (chuckles) Good night, Rajesh. 267 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:01,626 Okay. I'll leave. 268 00:10:01,628 --> 00:10:03,962 But just know, every time I come in here, 269 00:10:03,964 --> 00:10:05,464 I'll be thinking of you. 270 00:10:11,805 --> 00:10:13,205 Would you look at that? 271 00:10:13,207 --> 00:10:16,241 The image we gave it was 45% white noise, 272 00:10:16,243 --> 00:10:18,143 and it still managed to reconstruct it. 273 00:10:18,145 --> 00:10:20,078 I've never seen results like this before. 274 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,947 Yeah, we need to stop for magnets on the way home; 275 00:10:21,949 --> 00:10:24,416 this is going right on the fridge. 276 00:10:24,418 --> 00:10:26,451 Aren't you glad you participated in this? 277 00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:27,752 Oh, I am. 278 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,855 And you realize what the next step is? 279 00:10:29,857 --> 00:10:31,623 (sighs) Set up a second culture 280 00:10:31,625 --> 00:10:33,625 and try to replicate our results. 281 00:10:33,627 --> 00:10:35,460 Uh, no. 282 00:10:35,462 --> 00:10:37,062 We lock that door, 283 00:10:37,064 --> 00:10:39,798 lower our underpants a little and make a baby. 284 00:10:52,177 --> 00:10:55,111 Make a baby? What are you talking about? 285 00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:58,615 Clearly the combination of our DNA is exceptional. 286 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:00,984 Eh... Our child could be the next step 287 00:11:00,986 --> 00:11:02,686 in the evolution of mankind. 288 00:11:02,688 --> 00:11:05,622 We... we'll be able to get into any preschool we want! 289 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,325 Sh-Sheldon, I'm not ready to have a baby. 290 00:11:08,327 --> 00:11:10,861 Oh, yes, you are! I track your cycle. 291 00:11:11,997 --> 00:11:14,197 For the next 36 hours you're as fertile 292 00:11:14,199 --> 00:11:17,267 as a manure-covered wheat field. 293 00:11:18,437 --> 00:11:20,770 Wow. I-I can actually feel 294 00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:23,740 the egg crawling its way back up. 295 00:11:25,377 --> 00:11:26,877 I don't understand. 296 00:11:26,879 --> 00:11:29,346 I thought you'd be thrilled to procreate with me. 297 00:11:29,348 --> 00:11:31,047 Not right now. Oh, 298 00:11:31,049 --> 00:11:32,816 I see what's happening here. 299 00:11:32,818 --> 00:11:35,952 You're playing hard to get. 300 00:11:35,954 --> 00:11:38,288 I'm not playing anything. 301 00:11:38,290 --> 00:11:40,290 We're not making a baby today. 302 00:11:40,292 --> 00:11:42,492 Very well. 303 00:11:44,963 --> 00:11:46,963 Oops, how clumsy of me. 304 00:11:46,965 --> 00:11:49,366 You know what? Let me get that. 305 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,477 Hey. 306 00:12:00,479 --> 00:12:01,711 Where are you going? 307 00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:03,346 I... 308 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,049 Did you even look at my bottom? 309 00:12:10,289 --> 00:12:11,821 Welcome. 310 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:15,825 - What is this? - Oh, well, 311 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:18,261 you said you didn't have time to go out for dinner, so I thought 312 00:12:18,263 --> 00:12:19,796 we could have one right here. 313 00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:22,332 Oh, Rajesh... Oh, come on! 314 00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:23,466 We're in the telescope room! 315 00:12:23,468 --> 00:12:26,002 It'll be like dining under the stars. 316 00:12:26,004 --> 00:12:27,604 Y-You see this, uh, double zero? 317 00:12:27,606 --> 00:12:31,141 When it says “01,” that means it's twinkling. 318 00:12:36,782 --> 00:12:39,816 Sometimes it takes a while. 319 00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,552 Rajesh, this is so sweet, 320 00:12:42,554 --> 00:12:44,487 but you... you know I'm working. 321 00:12:44,489 --> 00:12:45,989 That's why I already cleaned up in here 322 00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:47,657 and all the other rooms in the hall. 323 00:12:50,495 --> 00:12:53,029 Well, I suppose that gives me a little time. 324 00:12:53,031 --> 00:12:54,564 Oh, please sit! (chuckles) 325 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:58,034 I tried to cook you a meal from your homeland. 326 00:12:58,036 --> 00:12:59,169 Oh, really? 327 00:12:59,171 --> 00:13:01,204 You made Cuban food? 328 00:13:02,274 --> 00:13:06,209 That depends-- do they have Mexican food in Cuba? 329 00:13:09,147 --> 00:13:11,548 Now, when he said “make a baby”" 330 00:13:11,550 --> 00:13:15,051 is it possible he meant out of Legos? 331 00:13:16,154 --> 00:13:17,854 No. He was explicit. 332 00:13:17,856 --> 00:13:20,824 Needlessly and freakishly explicit. 333 00:13:22,361 --> 00:13:23,994 LEONARD: Why does he need a baby? 334 00:13:23,996 --> 00:13:27,063 He's already hairless and smells like talcum powder. 335 00:13:28,033 --> 00:13:30,300 Could you two really have some sort of 336 00:13:30,302 --> 00:13:32,068 super-intelligent child? 337 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,703 Well, there is a genetic component, 338 00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:35,438 but that doesn't guarantee anything. 339 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:36,873 That's true. Sheldon's father 340 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,776 once picked a fight with a cactus. 341 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:41,778 Yeah, but that's just his Earth parents. 342 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,881 We don't know anything about the ones that sent him here. 343 00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:49,753 LEONARD: Well, we know they were smart enough to send him away. 344 00:13:50,756 --> 00:13:53,223 Hey, you're talking about the person I love 345 00:13:53,225 --> 00:13:57,027 and have been avoiding for the past three hours. 346 00:13:57,029 --> 00:13:59,229 Aw, man. 347 00:14:00,198 --> 00:14:01,431 PENNY: Ooh! 348 00:14:01,433 --> 00:14:03,700 Sheldon gonna get some. 349 00:14:05,170 --> 00:14:07,203 Well, have fun with whatever nightmare's 350 00:14:07,205 --> 00:14:09,439 behind door number two. 351 00:14:09,441 --> 00:14:11,174 (Leonard chuckling) 352 00:14:15,113 --> 00:14:17,313 (jazz music playing) 353 00:14:26,958 --> 00:14:29,025 Well, hello. 354 00:14:29,861 --> 00:14:32,295 Hello. 355 00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:34,531 Would you care for a brandy? 356 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:35,865 I don't think so. 357 00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:38,702 Good choice, it's disgusting. 358 00:14:39,538 --> 00:14:43,506 Sheldon, please stop trying to seduce me. 359 00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:44,774 Who's trying to seduce you? 360 00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:47,377 After a long day I always turn on smooth jazz 361 00:14:47,379 --> 00:14:51,915 and spray deer musk on my inner thighs. 362 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,520 I thought it smelled like a petting zoo in here. 363 00:14:58,390 --> 00:15:00,290 Anything you'd like to pet? 364 00:15:00,292 --> 00:15:03,693 Not my hair. There's a lot of goop in it. 365 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:06,429 Okay, I've had enough. 366 00:15:06,431 --> 00:15:07,597 (stammers) 367 00:15:07,599 --> 00:15:08,932 Amy, come back. 368 00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:11,434 I don't know how to open the oysters. 369 00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:16,506 So, um, what surprised you the most 370 00:15:16,508 --> 00:15:18,208 when you first came to America? 371 00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:21,578 Well, I suppose how much people care 372 00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,380 about Oprah's favorite things. 373 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,915 I thought that, too. 374 00:15:25,917 --> 00:15:27,550 But then I got my first waffle maker 375 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,385 and never questioned her again. 376 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,020 You know, 377 00:15:31,022 --> 00:15:33,590 I do have some time off this Sunday 378 00:15:33,592 --> 00:15:35,325 if you'd like to... WOLOWITZ: Hey! I saw your car... 379 00:15:35,327 --> 00:15:38,161 Oh, sorry. Am I interrupting? 380 00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:38,975 Uh... 381 00:15:38,999 --> 00:15:40,999 It's okay. Uh, I should get back to work. 382 00:15:41,299 --> 00:15:42,799 Hi. Howard Wolowitz. 383 00:15:42,801 --> 00:15:44,267 Oh. Issabella Concepcion. 384 00:15:44,269 --> 00:15:46,269 Oh, yeah, the astronomer. 385 00:15:46,271 --> 00:15:47,904 Raj told us about you. 386 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:51,407 Hey! Free toilet paper! 387 00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:56,479 You told him I was an astronomer? 388 00:15:56,481 --> 00:15:57,580 Uh... 389 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:58,715 I understand. 390 00:15:58,717 --> 00:16:00,316 Time to go. No, p-please don't. 391 00:16:00,318 --> 00:16:02,285 It's okay, Rajesh, I'm a grown woman. 392 00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:03,586 I don't have to waste my time 393 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,421 with someone who's embarrassed by me. 394 00:16:09,494 --> 00:16:11,327 I can keep this, right? 395 00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:13,563 Issabella! 396 00:16:13,565 --> 00:16:15,064 Issabella, wait, wait, let me explain. 397 00:16:15,066 --> 00:16:17,567 If you are embarrassed by what I do, 398 00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:19,836 why did you pursue me? I'm sorry. 399 00:16:19,838 --> 00:16:22,705 Honestly, I-I didn't think your job would bother me, 400 00:16:22,707 --> 00:16:24,040 but I guess it did. 401 00:16:24,042 --> 00:16:25,742 And I hate myself for that. 402 00:16:25,744 --> 00:16:27,210 But there's a lot of things 403 00:16:27,212 --> 00:16:29,279 about me that would totally embarrass you. 404 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,580 I doubt that. 405 00:16:30,582 --> 00:16:32,482 Well, prepare to be mortified. 406 00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:35,652 I let my dog eat food out of my mouth, 407 00:16:35,654 --> 00:16:38,321 not because she likes it but because I do. 408 00:16:38,323 --> 00:16:42,492 Also, I know they're pretty, but I'm scared of butterflies. 409 00:16:42,494 --> 00:16:44,427 Sorry, just passing through. 410 00:16:44,429 --> 00:16:46,596 I think this fell off your cart. 411 00:16:49,267 --> 00:16:50,867 Come on. What do you say? 412 00:16:50,869 --> 00:16:52,502 Let me make it up to you. 413 00:16:52,504 --> 00:16:54,804 You're very persistent. 414 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,307 It's my one move. 415 00:16:57,309 --> 00:16:59,375 Okay. 416 00:17:00,345 --> 00:17:02,178 This Sunday night, you may take me to dinner 417 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,446 at a nice restaurant. 418 00:17:03,448 --> 00:17:05,949 Great. Where would you like to go? 419 00:17:05,951 --> 00:17:07,150 Your choice. 420 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,519 It can be Pakistani food, if you like. 421 00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:11,154 Excuse me, but I'm Indian. 422 00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,323 And now you know how it feels. 423 00:17:23,549 --> 00:17:26,216 So, were you turned on even a little bit? 424 00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:27,284 It was like 425 00:17:27,286 --> 00:17:30,654 being hit on by Rat Pack Pee-wee Herman. 426 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:34,324 I'm sorry, is that a yes? 427 00:17:34,326 --> 00:17:36,360 No! 428 00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:37,961 Amy, 429 00:17:37,963 --> 00:17:40,497 I didn't want it to come to this. 430 00:17:40,499 --> 00:17:42,366 But you have left me no choice 431 00:17:42,368 --> 00:17:44,301 but to employ the most passionate, 432 00:17:44,303 --> 00:17:46,870 seductive dance known to man. 433 00:17:46,872 --> 00:17:49,506 (Spanish music playing) 434 00:17:49,508 --> 00:17:52,242 The flamenco. 435 00:17:57,416 --> 00:18:00,317 (snapping, slapping continues) 436 00:18:07,693 --> 00:18:08,759 For God's sake, 437 00:18:08,761 --> 00:18:10,928 you're ridiculous. 438 00:18:14,153 --> 00:18:17,621 You guys are aroused, right? 439 00:18:19,525 --> 00:18:21,425 (pants) That was a close one. 440 00:18:23,264 --> 00:18:30,064