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The Viewing Party Combustion
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I have a question
about Batman.
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Batman is a man
who dresses up like a bat.
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Man-bat is a part man,
part bat hybrid.
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Now,
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if Man-Bat dressed up as a man
to fight crime,
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would he be Man-Batman?
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No, he'd be Bat-Man-Bat.
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But wouldn't Man-Batman
just be a Batman
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that was bitten by
a radioactive man?
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But Batman is a man.
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You're talking about a man who
would have the powers of a man.
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That's just Man-Man.
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Well, isn't Man-Man just Man?
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But what if Man-Man
dressed as a bat?
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Well, that's just Batman.
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No, if a man dresses as a bat,
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that's Batman,
but if Man-Man dresses as a bat,
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that's Batman-Man.
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(cell phone chimes)
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So does that answer
your question?
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Oh, I haven't asked it yet.
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Oh, that's Claire.
Got to run.
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I thought you were back
with Emily.
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Uh, actually I'm...
seeing both of them.
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You mean like through their
window from behind a bush?
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No, I'm actually dating
two women.
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Later.
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(chuckles)
Really?
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The guy who for years
couldn't even talk to women
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is suddenly going out
with two of them?
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How is that possible?
WOLOWITZ: I know.
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Scientists have tried
to reproduce it
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with computational models,
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but, in each case,
the world blows up.
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Seriously, that guy's
dating two women?
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x21 ♪
The Viewing Party Combustion
Original Air Date on April 2
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What, why did you get
a party sub?
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People are coming over;
it looked fun.
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Well, we're only watching
Game of Thrones.
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A party sub implies
it's a party.
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Your attendance implies
it's not.
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I like a party
as much as the next man,
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as long as the next man
doesn't like a party.
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Oh, by the way,
don't forget,
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tomorrow is our quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.
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Oh, Sheldon, we don't
need a meeting
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every three months.
Hmm?
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Well, it sounds like the kind of
thing one would bring up
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at a quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.
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Lucky for you it's tomorrow.
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Oh, you know what?
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I'm not going.
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Well, you have to go.
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It's Penny's first time leading
the Pledge of Allegiance.
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This meeting is a waste of time.
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Whether we make the switch
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from Post Raisin Bran
to Kellogg's Raisin Bran
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should not require
parliamentary procedure.
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You realize one of them
has sugar on the raisins.
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You're the only one
who eats them!
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And yet you get to weigh in.
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Democracy-- it's pretty cool,
isn't it?
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I'm not going;
you can't make me.
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Well, we'll just see about that.
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What is the problem?
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He says he's not coming
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to the Roommate Agreement
meeting tomorrow.
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Well, why the hell did
I memorize the Pledge?
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You have fun.
I will not be attending.
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Oh, fine.
We don't have to have
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a Roommate Agreement meeting
if you don't want to.
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Thank you.
Of course, it will require a vote.
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Unfortunately, my official gavel
is in my bedroom,
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but luckily,
I have my travel gavel.
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You're being ridiculous.
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There's a motion on the floor,
"I'm ridiculous."
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Do we have a second?
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Hmm? Hmm?
There is no second.
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The motion is denied.
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Next time, make sure
you have the votes first.
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That was embarrassing.
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Can you please
talk to him?
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Well, why are you
fighting him on this?
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Because I am tired of him
always getting his way.
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We don't need a stupid meeting.
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We don't even need
a Roommate Agreement,
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and I hope that sandwich
does cause a party!
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Well, I will still
come to your meeting.
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Well, I should hope so.
Tomorrow's picture day.
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Why are you
taking his side?
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Because it's
important to him,
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and when we signed the Roommate
Agreement, we made a deal.
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Y-You keep talking like that,
you're gonna make color guard.
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(video game sound effects
over TV)
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Man, I'm worn out.
I know.
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Imagine if we were
actually moving.
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No, it's just, ever since I
started dating Claire and Emily
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at the same time,
it's exhausting.
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You're exhausted?
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Try folding every five pages
in a pregnancy book
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so your wife thinks you read it.
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But, dude, you're so lucky.
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Getting to stay home at night
with the woman you love.
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I guess I am lucky.
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You are, because
dating two women,
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I mean, I can't even remember
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the last time I slept
in my own apartment.
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I wake up and I'm like, "Am I at
Claire's or am I at Emily's?
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Is there a third girl
I've forgotten about?"
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Like...
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"Where am I?"
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Hey, Raj.
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Hey, how's the mommy-to-be?
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Good. A little tired.
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I feel you. I've been
dating multiple women.
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You sure you don't
want to come
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watch Game of
Thrones with us?
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You guys have fun.
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I'm just gonna snuggle up
in bed with a book.
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Oh, that sounds great--
a bed to yourself.
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Can't even remember
what that's like.
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Are you up-to-date
on Game of Thrones?
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Mm, I think so.
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Dragons, snow zombies,
and all the hot guys are dead.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Theon Greyjoy
looks pretty good
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for a guy who had his
genitals cut off.
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(singsongy): Uh-oh,
somebody's still pouting.
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Leave me alone.
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If it's because
you lost a stick,
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I know where it went.
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Not funny.
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You know you're gonna
make up with him.
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Can we just skip to that part?
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Oh, of course, because
I'm the only adult around here.
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Really? The only adult?
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Yeah, that's right.
SHELDON: You know, excuse me.
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Tonight I'll be watching
a show rated M.A.,
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and that stands for
"Mature Audiences," buster.
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All right, you would
think "the only adult"
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wouldn't let something silly
ruin our entire night.
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And I'd think you'd understand
why I'm annoyed.
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All this could be avoided if
you'd just come to the meeting.
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I don't want to.
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Oh, it's just a meeting.
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One simple meeting.
Stop saying "meeting"!
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♪ Meeting, meeting, bo-beeting ♪
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♪ Banana-fana, fo-feeting ♪
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♪ Fee-fi mo-meeting... ♪
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I brought
my famous spinach dip.
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Yo, Amy, just one second.
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♪ Meeting. ♪
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I'm not sure if I'm hoping
for a boy or a girl.
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I mean, if it's a boy,
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I'm gonna have to teach him
to play catch.
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(chuckles) Which means
I'm gonna have to Google
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"How to play catch."
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If it's a girl, I mean...
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they're so innocent and...
you know how guys are.
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Totally, guys are the worst.
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I mean, look at me.
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I let Emily make me a frittata
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and I kept the leftovers
in Claire's fridge that night.
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I'm such a dog.
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There you go again.
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I'm sorry, have I been
complaining about it too much?
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Actually, what you're doing is
pretending to complain,
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but really trying to brag.
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How could you say that?
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(imitates Koothrappali): "Oh,
I wish could enjoy a cup of tea
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without a naked girl
bouncing up and down on me."
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I never said that.
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"Don't you hate it when you
can't remember whose bra it is
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you found wedged in your couch?"
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Okay, that I said.
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But that's a real problem!
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You give a girl
another woman's bra,
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and you will not be
having sex with her that night.
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Maybe the other girl,
but not her.
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What's going on with him?
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Oh, he's all
bent out of shape
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about having
a Roommate Agreement meeting.
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Apparently, perfect attendance
isn't cool anymore.
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Don't worry,
he'll come around.
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Well, I get why he's annoyed.
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Well, then you don't
understand what's happening.
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See...
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Leonard refused to participate
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in a mandatory quarterly
Roommate Agreement meeting.
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This is what a generation raised
on Bart Simpson looks like.
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You love The Simpsons.
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I love Lisa Simpson.
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Well, I know how he feels.
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I never enjoyed our
Relationship Agreement meetings.
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(gasps) Wait.
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You were pretending?
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Sorry.
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No!
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I don't believe you.
I could tell.
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"Oh, Sheldon,
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"I never thought
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"re-filing a matter
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in a standing subcommittee
could be so fascinating."
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Hmm, what do you think?
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You don't know?
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Hey, did I say
something to upset you?
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No, I'm fine.
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Really? Because usually
we walk side by side,
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and I just went up
two flights of stairs
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staring at your bottom.
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Just drop it.
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Okay, I think I see
what's happening here.
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You're jealous of me.
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Oh, please.
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What could you possibly have
that I would be jealous of?
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It's not what I have, it's how
many people I'm having it with.
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Come on, Sheldon, we'll watch
Game of Thrones over here.
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Gladly.
LEONARD: Oh, good, go.
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You know, it'll be nice
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to watch an episode
without someone saying,
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"I read the books.
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Don't get too fond
of this character."
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It's not always
because they die.
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In one case, it's because
they've become involved
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with underground tree people
from the dawn of time.
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Yeah, but I won't
say who it is.
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It's Bran!
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Wait, what is going on?
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Leonard's being a jerk,
so we're gonna watch over here,
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Do you guys want
to watch with us?
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As long as I don't
have to watch with him.
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Fine, I don't want to
watch with you either.
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I'll go over here.
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Why do you get to pick?
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Okay, then you go there!
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Don't tell me where to go!
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Howard, just come in here.
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Yeah, come on, Raj.
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Wait, did Amy make
her spinach dip?
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She did.
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And I'm gonna eat it all!
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(door slams)
253
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So what the hell happened?
254
00:10:22,866 --> 00:10:25,167
Oh, I just ran out of patience
with Sheldon's nonsense.
255
00:10:25,169 --> 00:10:27,869
Tell me about it.
I've had it with Raj, too.
256
00:10:27,871 --> 00:10:31,006
You know, like women, men have
a monthly hormone cycle.
257
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Dips in testosterone
can cause irritability.
258
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Interesting.
259
00:10:34,645 --> 00:10:39,414
Maybe my male cycle synced up
with Raj's actual period.
260
00:10:41,018 --> 00:10:44,553
If Sheldon's testosterone
dipped, he'd become a butterfly.
261
00:10:44,555 --> 00:10:45,320
(knocking on door)
262
00:10:45,322 --> 00:10:47,589
Oh.
263
00:10:47,591 --> 00:10:50,459
Maybe someone's here
to apologize.
264
00:10:51,295 --> 00:10:52,995
Hey, Leonard.
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Stuart.
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Uh...
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Is this not a dress-up party?
268
00:11:02,573 --> 00:11:04,339
No.
269
00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:09,311
Was it ever a dress-up party?
270
00:11:09,313 --> 00:11:11,713
No.
271
00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:14,950
Howard, didn't you tell me
it was a dress-up party?
272
00:11:14,952 --> 00:11:17,486
Yeah. (chuckles)
273
00:11:20,024 --> 00:11:22,124
(knocking on door)
274
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I was told this is where to go
if I'm mad at Howard.
275
00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:36,571
May I take your cloak?
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Thanks.
277
00:11:38,208 --> 00:11:42,044
This thing kept getting caught
in the chain of my bike.
278
00:11:42,046 --> 00:11:44,379
Well, I'll catch you up.
279
00:11:44,381 --> 00:11:47,382
Uh, Penny is angry at Leonard,
Leonard's angry at me and Penny,
280
00:11:47,384 --> 00:11:49,051
I'm angry at Leonard and Amy,
281
00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:50,619
Raj is angry at Howard,
282
00:11:50,621 --> 00:11:52,821
and I'm angry
at George R.R. Martin
283
00:11:52,823 --> 00:11:55,624
'cause there are no new books
for me to spoil for Leonard.
284
00:11:55,626 --> 00:11:59,394
So what happened
with you and Howard?
285
00:11:59,396 --> 00:12:00,896
Says I was talking too much
286
00:12:00,898 --> 00:12:02,230
about dating Claire and Emily,
287
00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:04,666
and I accused him
of being jealous.
288
00:12:04,668 --> 00:12:06,134
I'm jealous.
289
00:12:06,136 --> 00:12:07,736
Closest I've come
to dating two women
290
00:12:07,738 --> 00:12:10,338
was that time I dated one woman.
291
00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,445
I don't know how
you put up with it.
292
00:12:16,447 --> 00:12:18,447
He's impossible.
I mean, holding a meeting
293
00:12:18,449 --> 00:12:21,283
to decide what
breakfast cereal we should buy.
294
00:12:21,285 --> 00:12:24,986
Yeah. Cap'n Crunch
with Crunch Berries, move on.
295
00:12:24,988 --> 00:12:28,890
Anyway, Amy, thank you
for sticking up for me.
296
00:12:28,892 --> 00:12:32,260
Oh, I honestly
couldn't care less.
297
00:12:32,262 --> 00:12:33,995
Sorry?
298
00:12:33,997 --> 00:12:36,298
Well, I just took your side
'cause sometimes I get annoyed
299
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:37,866
at how close Sheldon
and Penny are.
300
00:12:37,868 --> 00:12:40,869
Well, they argue all the time.
301
00:12:40,871 --> 00:12:42,104
They aren't that close.
302
00:12:42,106 --> 00:12:44,272
Who's always comforting
him when he's upset?
303
00:12:44,274 --> 00:12:46,441
Penny, but...
Who's the only one
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00:12:46,443 --> 00:12:48,210
who can make him take his
medicine when he's sick?
305
00:12:48,212 --> 00:12:50,178
I try to hide it
in his peanut butter,
306
00:12:50,180 --> 00:12:52,047
but he spits it out.
307
00:12:53,851 --> 00:12:54,850
Okay.
308
00:12:54,852 --> 00:12:56,752
And did you know she
has him add things
309
00:12:56,754 --> 00:12:58,987
to the Roommate Agreement
so she can get her way
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00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:00,989
and not fight
with you about it?
311
00:13:00,991 --> 00:13:03,258
Son of a bitch.
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00:13:05,095 --> 00:13:07,229
(laughs)
313
00:13:07,231 --> 00:13:10,265
Why is that funny?
314
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,300
I don't know.
I like the pain of others.
315
00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:14,069
(laughs)
316
00:13:14,071 --> 00:13:16,671
Oh, well,
then you'll enjoy this.
317
00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:19,608
Bernadette does the same thing
with you and Koothrappali.
318
00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:20,575
No, she doesn't.
319
00:13:20,577 --> 00:13:22,477
She defends him all the time.
320
00:13:22,479 --> 00:13:23,779
She does not.
321
00:13:23,781 --> 00:13:25,080
Who told you
to stop making
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00:13:25,082 --> 00:13:27,215
all those Gandhi
jokes about him?
323
00:13:27,217 --> 00:13:29,885
Well, she did.
324
00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:32,454
And human resources.
325
00:13:34,291 --> 00:13:36,258
Who do you think
told Koothrappali
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00:13:36,260 --> 00:13:38,126
to go to human resources?
327
00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:41,930
Son of a bitch.
328
00:13:41,932 --> 00:13:43,799
(laughs)
329
00:13:43,801 --> 00:13:46,668
You're right, it feels good.
330
00:13:48,372 --> 00:13:51,840
All right,
it's almost game time.
331
00:13:51,842 --> 00:13:52,808
Get it?
332
00:13:52,810 --> 00:13:55,610
Game of Thrones, game time?
333
00:13:57,447 --> 00:13:59,681
Two women, huh?
334
00:14:00,884 --> 00:14:03,218
(Game of Thrones theme
playing on TV, knocking on door)
335
00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:05,153
Oh, perhaps it's Amy
coming to her senses.
336
00:14:05,155 --> 00:14:06,655
(music stops)
337
00:14:06,657 --> 00:14:08,557
What's up?
You know,
338
00:14:08,559 --> 00:14:10,592
you don't need to use Sheldon
to get your way with me
339
00:14:10,594 --> 00:14:11,827
in a dumb
Roommate Agreement.
340
00:14:11,829 --> 00:14:12,761
Where'd you get that from?
341
00:14:12,763 --> 00:14:13,695
From Amy.
342
00:14:13,697 --> 00:14:16,264
Ugh. Amy, why did you
tell him that?
343
00:14:16,266 --> 00:14:19,434
Because you were defending
Sheldon like you always do.
344
00:14:19,436 --> 00:14:20,769
I don't always
defend Sheldon.
345
00:14:20,771 --> 00:14:22,771
Oh, yes, you do.
You know you have a weird
346
00:14:22,773 --> 00:14:25,774
brother-sister-Elliott-E.T.
relationship with him.
347
00:14:25,776 --> 00:14:28,710
What about your weird
relationship with him?
348
00:14:28,712 --> 00:14:29,744
That's different.
349
00:14:29,746 --> 00:14:31,213
I'm like the little girl
in Poltergeist
350
00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:33,248
and he's the creepy thing
in the TV.
351
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,884
WOLOWITZ:
Um, guys?
352
00:14:35,886 --> 00:14:38,186
Were there any nuts
in that food?
353
00:14:38,188 --> 00:14:40,188
I don't think so. Why?
Well...
354
00:14:40,190 --> 00:14:42,991
just a feeling. (chuckles)
355
00:14:52,536 --> 00:14:54,436
It just said
"Italian sub."
356
00:14:54,438 --> 00:14:57,505
I had no idea mortadella
has pistachios in it.
357
00:14:57,507 --> 00:14:59,774
Interesting fact:
358
00:14:59,776 --> 00:15:04,246
In Italian, the "morta"
in "mortadella" means death.
359
00:15:05,849 --> 00:15:07,749
Sheldon.
360
00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:11,519
I didn't say "fun" fact.
I'm not a monster.
361
00:15:11,521 --> 00:15:13,488
He's gonna be okay.
362
00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:14,356
(all sighing)
363
00:15:14,358 --> 00:15:17,158
Now it's a fun fact.
364
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:20,595
Boy, stuff like this really
puts things in perspective.
365
00:15:20,597 --> 00:15:22,297
Why are you
dressed like that?
366
00:15:22,299 --> 00:15:25,200
Oh, uh, Howard thought
it'd be funny
367
00:15:25,202 --> 00:15:27,235
to tell me
it was a costume party.
368
00:15:27,237 --> 00:15:28,770
That wasn't nice.
369
00:15:28,772 --> 00:15:32,607
No, but he almost died,
so we're cool.
370
00:15:33,944 --> 00:15:37,178
You know, if you think about it,
tonight was kind of like
371
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:39,281
a real-life
Game of Thrones.
372
00:15:39,283 --> 00:15:40,282
How?
373
00:15:40,284 --> 00:15:42,617
Well, Howard eating
that pistachio
374
00:15:42,619 --> 00:15:44,786
was like when King
Joffrey got poisoned.
375
00:15:44,788 --> 00:15:47,222
Okay, well, that was murder,
this was an accident.
376
00:15:47,224 --> 00:15:48,189
Okay.
377
00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:50,525
But you using Sheldon
378
00:15:50,527 --> 00:15:53,561
to do your dirty work
is like when Cersei
379
00:15:53,563 --> 00:15:55,297
used the King's Guard
to do her bidding.
380
00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:58,600
Cersei uses her body
to manipulate men.
381
00:15:58,602 --> 00:16:01,369
Penny just takes me
to The LEGO Store.
382
00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:04,806
Okay. Oh, how about this?
383
00:16:04,808 --> 00:16:07,642
Stuart's dressed like a
brother of the Night's Watch,
384
00:16:07,644 --> 00:16:09,477
and they don't have sex.
385
00:16:09,479 --> 00:16:10,478
There you go.
That's true.
386
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,713
Fair enough.
387
00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:14,110
Hey.
388
00:16:14,111 --> 00:16:15,315
Hey.
You all right?
389
00:16:15,316 --> 00:16:16,849
I'm fine.
390
00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:19,384
Just a little embarrassed I had
to be carried down the stairs
391
00:16:19,386 --> 00:16:20,452
like a baby.
392
00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:21,987
Thanks.
393
00:16:23,824 --> 00:16:25,624
Let's get out of here.
394
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:27,159
That was scary.
395
00:16:27,161 --> 00:16:28,560
Well, the
important thing is
396
00:16:28,562 --> 00:16:30,596
I said that big sandwich
would ruin everything,
397
00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:32,431
and I was right.
398
00:16:35,269 --> 00:16:38,370
KOOTHRAPPALI:
Hey, Jon Snow!
399
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,607
How come your horse
has a basket on it?
400
00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:46,845
How come your head
has your face on it?
401
00:16:48,916 --> 00:16:51,517
They don't wear bicycle helmets
in Game of Thrones.
402
00:16:51,519 --> 00:16:53,585
You're thematically inaccurate,
403
00:16:53,587 --> 00:16:57,289
but I applaud
your commitment to safety.
404
00:16:57,291 --> 00:17:00,325
Don't you guys have anything
better to do?
405
00:17:00,327 --> 00:17:02,694
Better than watching
a guy in a fur cloak
406
00:17:02,696 --> 00:17:06,064
ride a girl's
bike? Nope.
407
00:17:06,066 --> 00:17:09,768
That's it, you just lost
bathroom privileges
408
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:12,371
at the comic book store.
409
00:17:17,344 --> 00:17:19,411
(muttering): Horse has
a basket on it. Stupid...
410
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,447
(screams, grunts)
411
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:34,346
(knocks)
SHELDON: Leonard.
412
00:17:34,348 --> 00:17:37,482
(knocks) Leonard.
(knocks) Leonard.
413
00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:39,284
What?
414
00:17:39,286 --> 00:17:42,220
I never got to ask
my question about Batman.
415
00:17:44,991 --> 00:17:46,124
What is it?
416
00:17:46,126 --> 00:17:49,661
If Batman were bitten
by a radioactive Man-Bat,
417
00:17:49,663 --> 00:17:53,365
and then fought crime
disguised as Man-Bat,
418
00:17:53,367 --> 00:17:56,501
would he be
Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Man
419
00:17:56,503 --> 00:18:00,171
or simply
Man-Bat-Man-Bat-Batman?
420
00:18:02,576 --> 00:18:06,845
Is he still wearing the Batman
suit under the Man-Bat suit?
421
00:18:09,148 --> 00:18:10,814
I'll be back.
422
00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:19,238