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Here's a fun Postal fact.
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Yeah, the inner side
of our mailbox
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is under federal jurisdiction.
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So, if you broke
my right thumb,
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hat's Pasadena city police.
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But if you broke
my left thumb,
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hat's the FBI.
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If I'm going to jail, I'm killing him,
not breaking his thumb.
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No.
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Oh, I got a letter
from my Meemaw.
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Umm. Smell this.
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What is that?
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Uh, roses, bengay,
and Dr. Schools' foot powder.
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Yeah, "Grandma",
by Calvin Klein.
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Yeah, the last time I got
a hand written letter,
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it was from someone who told me
I parked like a blind person.
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That someone has a name.
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Uh, thank you.
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Oh, Meemaw got
a new set of teeth.
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Oh, but then
she found her old ones.
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Oh, so now the new ones are
just gonna be her church teeth.
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Fun. Like your
Comic-Con Spock ears
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and your around
he house Spock ears.
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***
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Oh, my goodness,
she's coming to visit!
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Oh, it'll be nice
o finally meet her.
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Oh, you are going
o love her.
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She is the kindest, sweetest
woman you'll ever meet.
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Yeah, unless you're a gopher
digging up her vegetable garden.
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In that case, you can expect
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o have your head bashed in
with a shovel.
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♪ Our whole universe
was in a hot, dense state ♪
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♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
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♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
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♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools ♪
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♪ We built the Wall ♪
♪ We built the pyramids ♪
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♪ Math, Science, History,
unraveling the mystery ♪
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♪ That all started
with a big bang ♪
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♪ Bang! ♪
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♪ The Big Bang Theory 9x14 ♪
The Empathy Optimization
Original Air Date on February 4,
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That's not her.
That's not her.
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That's not her.
That's not her.
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That's not her.
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That's not her.
That's not her.
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That's not her.
Really?
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The old Asian man
is not your Meemaw?
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And that's not helpful.
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You know, I-I got her
an iPhone for Christmas.
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I'll see where she is.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Most people her age
don't embrace technology.
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Oh, no, she doesn't
even know she has it.
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No, I had my sister
slip it in her bag
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so that I can track her
like a sea turtle.
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Same as when we lost you
at the zoo.
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Uh, for the hundredth time,
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I smelled kettle corn
and couldn't find the cart.
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Still doesn't explain
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how you ended up
on the freeway divider.
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Moon Pie!
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Meemaw!
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I'm so happy to see you!
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I'm happy to
see you, too!
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Oh.
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You got even smaller.
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I love it!
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Uh, Meemaw, this is Leonard.
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Leonard, this is my Meemaw.
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Hi. So nice
o finally meet you.
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Let me take this
for you, Meemaw.
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Thank you.
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No. Oh, no.
Now you call her “Constance.”
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I call her “Meemaw.”
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You have your own Meemaw.
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It's not my fault
she died when you were four.
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Is that nice to say
o your friend?
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It isn't, Meemaw.
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Sorry, Leonard.
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Can you please
live with us forever?
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Oh.
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That's ridiculous!
If you had
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a superpower,
and spent your whole life
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being told to suppress it,
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when you finally decide
o embrace that power,
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why hide in isolation?!
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I'm sorry,
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and how much money did
your version of Frozen make?!
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I'm just saying,
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instead of “Let it Go,”
she should really sing,
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“Look At Me Hiding in a Freezer
Like a Dove Bar.”
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She built an ice castle,
made a snow monster
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and gave herself
a complete makeover in one day.
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You know what I saw
you do today?
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Eat a block of cream cheese
straight from the foil
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and lie about it to your wife!
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Sorry for eavesdropping,
but did you know
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hey actually had
he song “Let It Go” in place
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before they finalized the story?
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Yeah, that's true. In fact,
hey liked the song so much,
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hey retooled
he whole script around it.
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Which is probably
why that movie sucks.
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Here we are
alking about Frozen,
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and yet, you got burned.
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Miss, I'm so sorry.
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How can you not like that movie?
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I just think it gets more credit
han it deserves.
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Oh, that's what I said
an hour ago.
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Wow. You've been talking
about Frozen for an hour?
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You should've seen us
after The Good Dinosaur.
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It was a classic western
set in the post-Jurassic period,
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and it changed my life.
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Are you comfortable?
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Very.
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It's nice to rest
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after 800 flights of stairs.
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You were so cute,
huffin' and puffin'.
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There's Amy.
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I just know
you're gonna hit it off.
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You both have
he same fashion sense.
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Hello! Come in,
say hi to my Meemaw.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you, too.
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How was your trip?
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Wonderful.
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And the pilot did
such a good job,
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I gave him a butterscotch.
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That's great.
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And look at you,
sitting in Sheldon's spot.
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You know, I don't
even get to sit there.
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Yeah.
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And you never will.
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Ooh, hey, oh, ask her to do the
issue thing.
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Do it, ask her.
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Can I have a tissue?
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Of course.
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Isn't that the best?!
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She's like Grandma Spider-Man.
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He's been saying that
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since he was little.
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I still don't know
what it means.
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Oh, well, you two sit down
and get to know each other.
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I'll get your room ready.
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Oh, now don't you go
looking through
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my suitcase for presents.
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If I did, would I find any?
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Maybe.
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But you also might find
my brassieres and bloomers.
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That's a risk
I'm willing to take!
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Well, this is so nice.
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He's so excited
o have you here and...
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Okay, now let's you and me
get something straight.
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He may think that I came
o bake him cookies,
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but the real reason
is to size you up.
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S-S...
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Si-Size me up?
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Sheldon's mother may be
okay with you,
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but I'm not so easy.
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Well, I-I'm...
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I'm sure you'll like me
once you get to know me.
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Oh, you better hope so.
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A Texas Special cattle
and calf car train set
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with authentic horn and bell!
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Thank you, Meemaw!
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Oh, you're welcome, Moon Pie.
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Amy, why don't you
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look excited?
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Well, you get
o watch me play with this!
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Oh, I see you're reading Saga.
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Yeah, I hear it's pretty good.
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It is, and not a lot of comics
have a woman with wings
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breastfeeding a baby
right on the cover.
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I'll take your word for it.
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You should.
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He's really looked.
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I'm Raj, by the way.
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This is Howard.
Hi.
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Claire.
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Well, I've seen you here before,
Claire.
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It's my first time.
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I'm looking for inspiration
for this movie I'm writing.
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You're a screenwriter?
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Well, screenwriter,
slash bartender,
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slash, a month away
from living in my car.
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Yeah, I get that.
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I'm a scientist,
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slash party planner,
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slash small-dog enthusiast,
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slash...
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guy who probably should have
stopped at “scientist.”
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You're really a scientist?
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Well, astrophysicist.
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That's perfect.
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Do you think I could pick your
brain for my movie some time?
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It's animated sci-fi for kids.
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Sure. I love animated movies.
He does,
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and he has the Lilo & Stitch
collector plates to prove it.
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Excuse me for wanting
a little magic in my life.
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Here's my number.
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Give me a call,
we'll get together.
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Yeah, great.
See ya.
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Yeah, bye.
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What are you doing?
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You have a girlfriend.
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So?
So,
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how do you think she'd feel
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about you helping a beautiful
girl with her screenplay?
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I wouldn't say
she's beautiful.
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Really? You don't think
she's attractive?
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I do. I just wouldn't
ell my girlfriend.
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Constance, are you sure
I can't pour you some wine?
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Oh, no wine for me.
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Sheldon's bringing me
my whiskey.
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Here you go, Meemaw.
I made it
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just how you like--
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a lot in a glass.
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Thank you, Moon Pie.
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Um, curious.
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Why do you call Sheldon
“Moon Pie?”
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'Cause he's so nummy-nummy.
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She could just eat him up.
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And I call her “Meemaw”"
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because, well, just,
well, look at her.
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It's interesting that
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Leonard and Penny know
about his nickname
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and you don't.
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Oh, well, you know,
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now-now that I'm hearing it,
it does sound familiar.
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How could it?
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I never told you,
and you never bothered to ask.
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Well, now I know.
Yeah.
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So, Penny, I understand
you have a new job.
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Yes.
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I'm a pharmaceutical
sales rep.
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Oh.
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It's so wonderful that
you modern gals can have it all.
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A husband
and a full-time career.
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I have a relationship
and a full-time career, too.
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That doesn't bode well.
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Why not? You-you just said
it's okay for her to work.
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Well, Leonard doesn't need as
much tending to as Sheldon does.
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And as Moon Pie explained,
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Leonard's work
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is more of a hobby.
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That's my best friend.
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Yeah.
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Look,
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I-I get that you're protective
of your grandson,
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but he's an adult now.
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Maybe I understand what he needs
better than you do.
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I appreciate your honesty, dear.
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Thank you.
And here's
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some more honesty:
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I don't like you very much.
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Well, maybe I don't
like you either.
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No, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no. Y-You have
o like each other.
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00:10:07,175 --> 00:10:10,142
Well, we have a 4:30 reservation
at Applebee's.
259
00:10:12,347 --> 00:10:14,347
I think I should leave.
260
00:10:14,349 --> 00:10:15,815
But why?
261
00:10:15,817 --> 00:10:17,416
Other than
you two fighting,
262
00:10:17,418 --> 00:10:20,086
we're having such a good time.
263
00:10:20,088 --> 00:10:22,822
The minute you left the room,
your precious meemaw
264
00:10:22,824 --> 00:10:24,724
started giving me
a really hard time.
265
00:10:24,726 --> 00:10:26,092
I don't need this.
266
00:10:26,094 --> 00:10:27,093
Let her go.
267
00:10:27,095 --> 00:10:29,028
And under no circumstance
268
00:10:29,030 --> 00:10:31,831
will you give her
hat engagement ring.
269
00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:33,966
What ring?
270
00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:36,669
Maybe we should give
hem some privacy.
271
00:10:36,671 --> 00:10:37,737
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
272
00:10:37,739 --> 00:10:39,705
You go ahead.
I'll catch up with you.
273
00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:44,143
You have
an engagement ring?
274
00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:46,178
Yes.
275
00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:49,482
Penny, did you know
about this?
276
00:10:49,484 --> 00:10:51,350
All right, let's go.
277
00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,834
When did you get
an engagement ring?
278
00:11:03,836 --> 00:11:05,002
My mother gave it to me,
279
00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:07,071
and I had been thinking
about giving it to you,
280
00:11:07,073 --> 00:11:08,539
but then we broke up.
281
00:11:08,541 --> 00:11:10,140
Well, thank goodness
for that.
282
00:11:10,142 --> 00:11:12,276
Sheldon, will you please tell
your grandmother
283
00:11:12,278 --> 00:11:13,677
o stay out of this?
284
00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:16,080
Oh, I don't think
I could do that.
285
00:11:16,082 --> 00:11:17,815
Sheldon, tell this girl
286
00:11:17,817 --> 00:11:20,751
hat my ring will never be
on her finger.
287
00:11:20,753 --> 00:11:22,119
Y...
288
00:11:22,121 --> 00:11:25,322
I'm gonna opt out
of that one, too.
289
00:11:25,324 --> 00:11:27,925
Who said I even want
o be engaged to him?
290
00:11:27,927 --> 00:11:29,793
And if I do, I-I don't need
your hand-me-downs!
291
00:11:29,795 --> 00:11:30,794
All right, all right!
292
00:11:30,796 --> 00:11:31,996
Look, l-let's all...
293
00:11:31,998 --> 00:11:33,364
let's remain calm
294
00:11:33,366 --> 00:11:34,665
and analyze this situation.
295
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,867
Now, I realize that
you've only known each other
296
00:11:36,869 --> 00:11:38,035
for less than a day,
297
00:11:38,037 --> 00:11:40,838
but is it possible this
crankiness is because
298
00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,673
your cycles have synced?
299
00:11:42,675 --> 00:11:44,575
You leave the room
300
00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:46,443
and let the grown-ups talk.
301
00:11:46,445 --> 00:11:47,611
Now.
302
00:11:47,613 --> 00:11:50,547
Don't speak to him
like he's a child.
303
00:11:50,549 --> 00:11:54,018
Thank you. I'm gonna go next
door and play with Leonard.
304
00:11:57,490 --> 00:11:59,657
Okay, so you met this girl,
you exchanged numbers,
305
00:11:59,659 --> 00:12:01,091
and you're gonna
meet up with her.
306
00:12:01,093 --> 00:12:02,726
Just to help her
with her screenplay.
307
00:12:02,728 --> 00:12:04,628
Oh. Well,
I guess that's not so bad.
308
00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:05,663
You weren't there.
309
00:12:05,665 --> 00:12:06,897
He was really flirting.
310
00:12:06,899 --> 00:12:09,833
Hey, it's not my fault
if American women project
311
00:12:09,835 --> 00:12:11,235
heir fantasies on foreigners
312
00:12:11,237 --> 00:12:15,039
with the kind of magical voice
hat grants wishes.
313
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,174
I'm sure it was harmless.
314
00:12:17,176 --> 00:12:18,542
People flirt. No big deal.
315
00:12:18,544 --> 00:12:20,511
Really? So it's
okay if I fl...
316
00:12:20,513 --> 00:12:22,680
Not you. I own your ass.
317
00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,884
The real question is,
where are you with Emily?
318
00:12:26,886 --> 00:12:28,752
Uh, it's hard to say.
319
00:12:28,754 --> 00:12:30,788
I think we're good,
but things like this
320
00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:33,257
make me wonder if Emily's
really the right person for me.
321
00:12:33,259 --> 00:12:35,326
I mean, did you guys ever have
doubts about each other?
322
00:12:35,328 --> 00:12:37,661
No. Never.
Absolutely.
323
00:12:37,663 --> 00:12:38,796
What?
324
00:12:38,798 --> 00:12:39,997
Howie, you forget
325
00:12:39,999 --> 00:12:41,332
how much of our early dates
326
00:12:41,334 --> 00:12:42,466
involved you doing magic
327
00:12:42,468 --> 00:12:44,168
and me doing this.
328
00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:47,471
Fine.
329
00:12:47,473 --> 00:12:49,606
I had reservations
about you, too.
330
00:12:49,608 --> 00:12:50,407
No, you didn't.
331
00:12:50,409 --> 00:12:52,009
No, I didn't.
332
00:12:52,011 --> 00:12:53,911
Well, it doesn't matter now,
333
00:12:53,913 --> 00:12:55,913
'cause I love
how things worked out.
334
00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:57,047
Me, too.
335
00:12:57,049 --> 00:12:58,949
And I think you're
even more beautiful
336
00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:01,151
han this rose.
337
00:13:06,425 --> 00:13:09,393
Wow. The last time
I saw my grandma,
338
00:13:09,395 --> 00:13:10,828
he most exciting thing
was watching the ash
339
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:12,596
of her cigarette get longer
and wondering
340
00:13:12,598 --> 00:13:15,299
if it was gonna fall
in her pudding.
341
00:13:15,301 --> 00:13:17,034
Did it?
342
00:13:17,036 --> 00:13:18,035
Yeah, right in there.
343
00:13:18,037 --> 00:13:19,770
She ate it and everything.
344
00:13:19,772 --> 00:13:22,006
Leonard and Penny.
345
00:13:22,008 --> 00:13:23,741
Leonard and Penny.
Leonard and Penny.
346
00:13:23,743 --> 00:13:25,109
Come in!
347
00:13:25,111 --> 00:13:26,410
Hey. What happened?
348
00:13:26,412 --> 00:13:27,611
Is Amy gone?
349
00:13:27,613 --> 00:13:29,346
No. They asked me to leave
350
00:13:29,348 --> 00:13:31,081
so they could speak privately.
351
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,983
Uh-oh.
Yeah, I know. It was quite tense.
352
00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:35,652
So here's
he million dollar question:
353
00:13:35,654 --> 00:13:39,390
uh, who wants to pop over there
and get my trains?
354
00:13:42,194 --> 00:13:44,194
All right.
I've made up my mind.
355
00:13:44,196 --> 00:13:46,030
I'm gonna do the right thing,
call this girl,
356
00:13:46,032 --> 00:13:47,865
and let her know
hat I'm in a relationship.
357
00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:48,999
Okay, so far we've heard,
358
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:50,901
“made up my mind,
I'm dumping Emily.”
359
00:13:50,903 --> 00:13:52,636
“Made up my mind
o date both of them
360
00:13:52,638 --> 00:13:55,572
by pretending
o be twin brothers.”
361
00:13:56,442 --> 00:13:57,441
And “made up my mind,
362
00:13:57,443 --> 00:13:58,609
“I'll ask for a threesome
363
00:13:58,611 --> 00:14:01,311
and if they say no,
play it off as a joke.”
364
00:14:01,313 --> 00:14:02,679
I'm calling her.
365
00:14:02,681 --> 00:14:05,916
And the threesome didn't deserve
he belly laugh it got.
366
00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:07,551
You're right.
367
00:14:07,553 --> 00:14:11,021
It could totally happen.
368
00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:12,089
Hello?
369
00:14:12,091 --> 00:14:13,657
Hi. Hi. Yeah, it's Raj.
370
00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:15,592
Rajesh.
We met at the comic book store.
371
00:14:15,594 --> 00:14:17,928
Hey, what's up? Figure out
what time you're free?
372
00:14:17,930 --> 00:14:19,296
Actually,
hat's why I'm calling.
373
00:14:19,298 --> 00:14:20,664
I, um... I just...
374
00:14:20,666 --> 00:14:23,333
I need to let you know
hat I have a girlfriend.
375
00:14:23,335 --> 00:14:25,269
Okay. Good for you.
376
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:27,104
Well, no, no.
377
00:14:27,106 --> 00:14:28,272
I-I didn't want to mislead you
378
00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:29,573
after you asked me out.
379
00:14:29,575 --> 00:14:31,208
I didn't ask you out.
380
00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,077
I just need help
with my screenplay.
381
00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:35,612
Wait, are you saying
hat we didn't have a vibe?
382
00:14:35,614 --> 00:14:37,781
Why do you care if we have
a vibe? You have a girlfriend.
383
00:14:37,783 --> 00:14:39,783
Come on! I just told you
I had a girlfriend.
384
00:14:39,785 --> 00:14:41,705
The least you can do is tell me
if we had a vibe.
385
00:14:43,322 --> 00:14:44,688
Sure, we had a vibe.
386
00:14:44,690 --> 00:14:46,490
I knew it.
Okay, we did have a vibe.
387
00:14:46,492 --> 00:14:47,791
This is exciting.
388
00:14:47,793 --> 00:14:49,960
What's my next move?
389
00:14:49,962 --> 00:14:51,328
You still have a girlfriend.
390
00:14:51,330 --> 00:14:53,497
Right. Good catch.
391
00:14:54,467 --> 00:14:56,133
Anyway, so I'm sorry
o waste your time.
392
00:14:56,135 --> 00:14:57,768
And, uh... and good luck
with your screenplay.
393
00:14:57,770 --> 00:14:59,103
Hang on.
394
00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,504
We're both adults.
395
00:15:00,506 --> 00:15:02,706
We can still get together
without it meaning anything.
396
00:15:02,708 --> 00:15:05,075
Not me. Ever since
you admitted we had a vibe,
397
00:15:05,077 --> 00:15:07,010
I've been planning our wedding.
398
00:15:08,414 --> 00:15:11,115
Look, it's just coffee.
399
00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:12,716
I'll ask you some questions
about science,
400
00:15:12,718 --> 00:15:15,552
and if you propose,
I promise to say no.
401
00:15:15,554 --> 00:15:18,789
Okay. That hurts a little,
but okay.
402
00:15:19,492 --> 00:15:21,024
Great. I'll text you.
403
00:15:21,026 --> 00:15:22,626
Bye.
404
00:15:22,628 --> 00:15:23,927
All right.
405
00:15:23,929 --> 00:15:26,864
So, uh, we're meeting
for coffee like two adults.
406
00:15:26,866 --> 00:15:28,765
Everybody's happy. Easy peasy.
407
00:15:28,767 --> 00:15:30,400
Are you gonna tell Emily?
408
00:15:30,402 --> 00:15:31,535
Yeah, of course.
409
00:15:31,537 --> 00:15:33,003
We have no secrets.
410
00:15:33,806 --> 00:15:35,539
When are you gonna tell Emily?
411
00:15:36,408 --> 00:15:38,609
He lied about the cream cheese!
412
00:15:38,611 --> 00:15:40,677
He ate the whole thing!
I saw him!
413
00:15:43,516 --> 00:15:46,016
Look, I know you think
I'm not right for Sheldon,
414
00:15:46,018 --> 00:15:48,018
but trust me,
I'm his best shot.
415
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:50,521
You have no idea
how much I put up with!
416
00:15:50,523 --> 00:15:52,789
I know more than you think I do.
417
00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:54,925
Really? You know what it's like
o have date night ruined
418
00:15:54,927 --> 00:15:57,661
because Google changed
heir font?
419
00:15:57,663 --> 00:15:59,663
Young lady,
420
00:15:59,665 --> 00:16:01,331
if you think I don't know
421
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:02,566
what it's like to live
422
00:16:02,568 --> 00:16:04,668
with a stubborn,
egotistical man,
423
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,003
hen you're wrong.
424
00:16:06,005 --> 00:16:08,038
'Cause that was my husband.
425
00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,773
Really?
426
00:16:11,010 --> 00:16:13,744
There were days I wanted to fill
his pockets with corn
427
00:16:13,746 --> 00:16:16,280
and toss him in the pigpen.
428
00:16:17,116 --> 00:16:19,349
Well, if you understand,
429
00:16:19,351 --> 00:16:22,019
hen why are you giving me
such a hard time?
430
00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:24,121
Because when you broke up
with Sheldon,
431
00:16:24,123 --> 00:16:25,422
it hurt him deeply,
432
00:16:25,424 --> 00:16:27,858
and I don't want to see
hat happen again.
433
00:16:29,061 --> 00:16:31,028
Hi. Sorry.
434
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:33,263
Sheldon would like
o say something to you.
435
00:16:33,265 --> 00:16:34,331
No, I wouldn't.
436
00:16:34,333 --> 00:16:35,632
Just get in here.
437
00:16:37,036 --> 00:16:38,068
Hello.
438
00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:39,536
Go ahead.
439
00:16:39,538 --> 00:16:41,104
Meemaw, look,
440
00:16:41,106 --> 00:16:43,073
I'm sorry, but...
441
00:16:43,075 --> 00:16:44,374
I have to defend
442
00:16:44,376 --> 00:16:46,310
my girlfriend to you.
443
00:16:46,312 --> 00:16:48,612
Oh, Sheldon, thank you.
444
00:16:48,614 --> 00:16:51,215
Oh, great, now you're gonna
get emotional.
445
00:16:55,854 --> 00:16:59,456
I always looked up
o you and Pop-Pop.
446
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:01,725
I-I know what
a challenging man he could be,
447
00:17:01,727 --> 00:17:05,062
but I saw you stand
by him and-and make him
448
00:17:05,064 --> 00:17:06,663
into a better person.
449
00:17:06,665 --> 00:17:07,698
I did.
450
00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:08,799
Yeah, well, that is exactly
451
00:17:08,801 --> 00:17:10,767
what I've been doing
he last five years
452
00:17:10,769 --> 00:17:13,003
with this little
work in progress.
453
00:17:15,774 --> 00:17:17,975
He never disappoints,
does he?
454
00:17:19,144 --> 00:17:22,179
I think what Sheldon means
o say is
455
00:17:22,181 --> 00:17:24,381
we've both grown together.
456
00:17:24,383 --> 00:17:25,449
Isn't that right?
457
00:17:25,451 --> 00:17:26,850
Well...
458
00:17:26,852 --> 00:17:27,317
Say yes.
459
00:17:27,319 --> 00:17:28,685
Yes.
460
00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:30,087
Fine.
461
00:17:30,089 --> 00:17:33,790
If you feel so strongly,
I won't stand in your way.
462
00:17:33,792 --> 00:17:35,025
Thank you.
463
00:17:35,027 --> 00:17:36,126
So if he wanted
464
00:17:36,128 --> 00:17:38,328
o give me
hat engagement ring,
465
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:40,364
we would have your blessing?
466
00:17:40,366 --> 00:17:42,366
I suppose.
467
00:17:47,673 --> 00:17:49,239
I just gave you
my virginity, woman.
468
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,974
Cool your jets.
469
00:18:01,690 --> 00:18:04,591
Yeah, see, if you
just change the story
470
00:18:04,593 --> 00:18:06,727
o the destruction
of our galaxy,
471
00:18:06,729 --> 00:18:09,229
hen a super massive
black hole could work.
472
00:18:09,231 --> 00:18:10,797
This is great.
473
00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:13,066
Thank you so much.
474
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:14,968
I just got to figure out
a way for everyone
475
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,638
o die that isn't too scary
for children.
476
00:18:19,275 --> 00:18:23,076
And that's how
Mommy and Daddy met.
477
00:18:24,546 --> 00:18:26,847
Hey, did you ever tell Emily
about us?
478
00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:28,315
I will!
479
00:18:30,115 --> 00:18:36,615